[Antony6555]

I have lived in this terrible cultural wasteland of a state for most of my life. Current and former Iowans, I'd like to hear your horror stories.

 

[Duggeh]

"I come from Des Moines. Someone had to."

 

[ecclesand]

This should be interesting....

 

[MCC]

hmm, ok then.

 

[Lazarus Short]

What's the difference between yogurt and Iowa?




































Yogurt has live culture.

BTW, I still remember the first time I drove into Des Moines. It was on some minor highway, not I-35, and I went directly from the cornfields into Des Moines. It was just like driving into a small town. Nice people, though...

 

[trevorlane]

 

[Antony6555]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif What's the difference between yogurt and Iowa? Yogurt has live culture.

Ha, this joke is true but sooo lame anyway.

Quote:

Nice people, though...

You're not from Iowa so you probably don't fully understand. It's not that Iowan's are nice, it's that they're polite. It's pretty frustrating actually. Sometimes it feels like you're talking to manequins.

 

[Uri Cohen]

Can we do a sink New Jersey thread?

 

[Drag0n]

The whole WORLD stinks!!! Trash it!!!!

Who said that? Ehhh, it wasnt me, i dont know what happened.


Duggeh: I thought you were born in ScottyLand? Also, that picture makes you look much older than your other ones.

 

[ronnielee54]

Never been there but if it is as flat and boring as Kansas and Nebraska, I feel your pain.

 

[Antony6555]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drag0n /img/forum/go_quote.gif The whole WORLD stinks!!! Trash it!!!! Who said that? Ehhh, it wasnt me, i dont know what happened. Duggeh: I thought you were born in ScottyLand? Also, that picture makes you look much older than your other ones.

He's from Scotchland

 

[Drag0n]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antony6555 /img/forum/go_quote.gif He's from Scotchland

Well we all know he loves his Scotch.
No wonder he is looking old...lol.

 

[Duggeh]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drag0n /img/forum/go_quote.gif The whole WORLD stinks!!! Trash it!!!! Who said that? Ehhh, it wasnt me, i dont know what happened. Duggeh: I thought you were born in ScottyLand? Also, that picture makes you look much older than your other ones.

Thats not me.

 

[lmilhan]

Quote:

Originally Posted by HyperDuel /img/forum/go_quote.gif Can we do a sink New Jersey thread?

Sign me up!

Southern NJ is by far the biggest s**thole I have ever been in. I cannot wait to escape from this place. I dread to think of what this place will turn into once the Casinos file bankruptcy (think Flint Michigan, but with 10x the amount of crime). I hope to be out of here by the time that happens. Please pray for me...

 

[intoflatlines]

I went to University of Iowa, and Iowa City is a a nice fun college town.