[ken36]

"A," you're adorable-Perry Como.


When Johnny Jones was serenading Mary,
He sure could quote a lot of poetry
But he'd much rather tell her
what he learned in his speller
When they both attended PS thirty-three....

(chorus)
"A," you're adorable, "B," you're so beautiful,
"C," you're a cutie full of charms.
"D," you're a darling and "E," you're exciting
And "F," you're a feather in my arms.
"G," you look good to me, "H," you're so heavenly,
"I," you're the one I idolize.
"J," we're like Jack and Jill, "K," you're so kissable,
"L," is the lovelight in your eyes.

"M," "N," "O," "P," I could go on all day.
"Q," "R," "S," "T," alphabetically speaking, you're OK.

U," made my life complete, "V," means you're very sweet,
Double-"U" "X" "Y" "Zee."
It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me.?
(repeat the chorus)


Words and original music: Buddy Kaye, Fred Wise and Sidney Lippman
Copyright: 1948 Music of the Times Publ. Corp.
Source: Fifty-Seven Accordians published by
Charles Hansen Distributor, New York
Transcribed: Dilly

 

[hudsong]

Anything by Phish (their lyrics are a ****ing joke)

aaaand *drumroll* worst lyrics EVER:
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"Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to ****, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da *****
Up, Beat da ***** up

[verse 2]

You fine, but i aint gone sweat ya
See i wanna ****, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil ? to deal with
Wet ? hope they dont spill ****
I keep a hoe hot when i'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
**** a bitch on da counter make the
Place fall mats
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
**** that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat ***** up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM,
B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da ***** up, Beat da ***** up,
Beat da *****
Up, Beat da ***** up"[/size]

Some guy who lives next to me in the dorms, who has HUGE subs plays this song at least 4 times a day at basically max volume. I have to leave my room, it's so, so horrible.

 

[AzN1337c0d3r]

Puddle of Mudd - She ****ing Hates Me

Makes me rofl everytime I hear it because it's soo bad.

"Met a girl, thought she was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued

In a trapped trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus:]
She ****ing hates me
She does
She ****ing hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
After that **** got sour
She took all I ever had
No sign of guilt
No feeling bad, no

In a trapped trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

That's my story, as you see
Learned my lesson and so did she
Now it's over and I'm glad
'Cause I'm a fool for all I've said

[Chorus]

La la la la la la la la la love
She does
La la la la la la la la la love
She does
La la la la la la la la la love
And she tore my feelings like I had none
She ****ing hates me"

 

[mastercheif]

I can't beleive nobody posted this!!!

This is Why I'm Hot - MIMS

[Chorus:]
This is why I'm Hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm Hot (Uh)
This is why I'm Hot [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm Hot

I'm hot cuz I'm fly (fly)
You aint cuz you're not (Mims)
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]

[Verse 1:]
This is why I'm hot
I dont gotta rap
I can sell a mill sayin nothin on da track
I represent New York
I got it on ma back
And dey say dat we lost it
So I'ma bring it back
I luv da Dirty, Dirty
Cuz niggaz show me luv
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit da club
But in da Midwest
Dey luv to take it slow
So when I hit da H
I watch you get it on da floor
And if you needed it hyphy
I take it to da Bay
Frisco to Sac-town
Dey do it eryday
Coppin a Hollywood
As soon as I hit L.A.
I'm in dat Low, Low
I do it da Cali way
And when I hit Chi
People say dat I'm fly
Dey like da way I dress dey like
(Dey like my) my attire move crowds from side to side
Dey ask me how I do it and simply i repy...

[Chorus:]

[Verse 2:]
This is why I'm hot
Catch me on da block
Every otha day
Another bitch another drop
16 bars, 24 pop
44 songs, nigga gimme what you got
I'm in there drivin cars
Push 'em off da lot
I'm into shuttin stores down so i can shop
If you need a bird I can get it chopped
Tell me wat you need you know i get 'em by da flock
I call ma homie black meet on da ave
I hit wash with da money in da bag
We into big spinners
See my pimpin never dragged
Find me wit different women dat you niggaz never had
For those who say dey know me know I'm focused on ma cream
playa you come between you'd better focus on da beam
I keep it so mean da way you see me lean
And when say I'm hot my nigga dis is what I mean

[Chorus:]

[Verse 3:]
This is why I'm hot
Shorty see da drop
Ask me wat I paidd and I say yea I paid a quap
And den I hit da switch dat take away da top
So chicks 'round da way dey call me cream of da crop
Dey hop in da car
I tell 'em all bout
We hit da studio dey say dey like da way I record
I gave you black train and I did you wrong
So everytime I see 'em and dey tell me dat'z their song
Dey say I'm da bomb
Dey luv da way da charm hangin from da neck
And compliments da arm which compliments da ear den comes da gear
So when I hit da room da shortyz stop and stare
Den niggaz start to hate rearrange thier face
Little do dey know I keep 'em things by waistside
I reply nobody gotta die
Simliar to Lil wizzy cuz I got dat fire

 

[FalconP]

I think most people forgot Kim Basinger has sung with Ozzy Osbourne. The following is their philosophical take on human existence.

You can't argue with death
Can't break a burly sailor's neck
You can't drink lava from plastic glasses
And you can't influence the masses
Can't tune a radio to heaven
You can't live seven lives
You can't win money at the horses
And you can't fight the armed forces

Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Let's go to bed

You can't feed the hungry
Can't talk shakespeare to a monkey
You can't ban the bomb
And there's no way to stay calm
You can't sue buddah for libel
You can't rewrite the bible
You can't hit homers like babe ruth
And yan't put your finger on the truth

Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Let's go to bed

Ooh, uhuh

And you can't influence
And you can't influence
And you can't influence
Mmm, let's go to bed

You can't sing underwater
You can't have the boss' daughter
You can't make missles out of mud
You can't purify bad blood

You can't feed hungry
You can't pretend to have fun
You can't read a robot's mind
Can't expect vultures to be kind

Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Shake your head
Let's go to bed

Let's go to bed
Ooh, let's go to bed

 

[jayehs]

Quote:

Originally Posted by _M2 /img/forum/go_quote.gif this is by Beyonce Knowles: You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he'll be be here in a minute - baby You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow Don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable huh.................?

what's so difficult to understand about that?

 

[tooch]

CB4-Straight Outta Locash

"straight outta locash,
the crazy motherf***er named Gusto,
I screwed your wife cos the b**ch is a big ho,
i screwed your sister, I screwed your cat,
I would'a screwed ya mom but the b***ch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neigbourhood ya better dig a moat,
cos I'm coming to slit, your motherf***en throat!

Blood is drippin', i'm not trippin',
b***ches panties, is what I'm rippin'.
Rollin' faster than a motherf***en dirt bike,
never met a piece of p***y that I didn't like,
like to eat it, like to suck it,
take a crap in a bucket!
straight outta locash"


Yeah I know, it's a p**s take of NWA, so ridiculously great

 

[captian73]

Trae ft. Lil Wayne, Rick Ross - Inkredible

 
I’m a real n-gga, stand still n-gga
I cut ya face, have ya lookin like Seal n-gga

That's sooo tight (tight meaning; mean/unkind .. to Seal)

 ​

 in the third verse:​

 ​

I got them automatics so you know I’m automatic
all my auto’s automatic you know thats automatic

 ​

​

 

[tru blu]

Steve Miller: "Abra-abra-cadabra…I'm gonna reach out and grab ya'"…does that make ANY sense?

 

[oqvist]

Quote:

Trae ft. Lil Wayne, Rick Ross - Inkredible

 
I’m a real n-gga, stand still n-gga
I cut ya face, have ya lookin like Seal n-gga

That's sooo tight (tight meaning; mean/unkind .. to Seal)

 ​

 in the third verse:​

 ​

I got them automatics so you know I’m automatic
all my auto’s automatic you know thats automatic

 ​

​

I am not really listening to rap much. But thought I would try some and borrowed some Lil Wayne on the library... The lyrics are so insanely stupid I can feel my brain cells shrink.
This guy is definiatly on drugs.

 

[bigshot]

Yes

"Don't kill the whale! Diggit! Diggit!"

 

[Leon Dota]

Train has always been pretty inexcusably bad (like a TRAINwreck), but I'll just use a couple examples today and high-light the awful parts.
 
Hey Soul Sister
 
Hey, hey, hey

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you, and so I went and let you blow my mind
Your sweet moonbeam, the smell of you in every single dream I dream
I knew when we collided, you're the one I have decided who's one of my kind

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!
Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do...tonight
Hey, hey,hey

Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me
You gave my life direction, a game show love connection we can't deny
I'm so obsessed, my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna, and I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!
Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do...tonight

The way you can cut a rug, watching you's the only drug I need
You're so gangsta, I'm so thug, you're the only one I'm dreaming of
You see, I can be myself now finally, in fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you be with me

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!
Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do tonight,
Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do...tonight
 
 
 
Drive By
 
On the other side of a street I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you
I guess that's déjà vu
I thought this can't be true
'Cause you moved to west LA
Or New York or Santa Fe
Or wherever to get away from me

Oh but that one night
Was more than just right
I didn't leave you 'cause I was all through
Oh I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you

Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by

On the upside of a downward spiral
My love for you went viral
And I loved you every mile you drove away
But now here you are again
So let's skip the "how you been"
And get down to the "more than friends" at last

Oh but that one night
Is still the highlight
I didn't need you until i came to
And I was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell
Because I really fell for you

Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by

Please believe that when I leave
There's nothing up my sleeve but love for you
And a little time to get my head together too

On the other side of a street I knew
Stood a girl that looked like you
I guess that's déjà vu
But I thought this can't be true
'Cause

Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply
Hefty bag to hold my love
When you move me everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me
Mmm the way you do me
Oh I swear to you
I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
 
 
______
 
Just awful, sloppy writing all around. Also, Hefty paid them for that ridiculous name-drop.

 

[JackeShan]

Quote:

"You thinkin' lifes a joke, I'll slice your throat
Oh you a thug, you about to get yo' rights revoked
I'm from the Dirty, we don't even know the price of soap
I'm a star, look in the sky, you need a microscope" - Fredrick

Song is Da Band - Why

 
Hahah!

 

[deepshikhanc]

To me, Justin Beiber will always top the list : 
 
 
"And I was like...
 
Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine "   

 
 

 ​

 

[jackwess]

This is the most hilarious thread i've found. XD