[Thelonious Monk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAnomaly /img/forum/go_quote.gif i'd say anything by fergie, and also that one about the milkshake and how it brings boys to the yard would be the worst i've heard. most nu-metal, pop punk, and rap is horrible as well, but those trump all as far as i'm concerned.

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
damn right it's better than yours
i can teach you
but i have to charge

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
damn right it's better than yours
i can teach you
but i have to charge

i know you want it
the thing that makes me
what the guys go crazy for
they lose their minds
the way i wind
i think its time

la la-la la la
warm it up
lala-lalala
the boys are waiting

la la-la la la
warm it up
lala-lalala
the boys are waiting

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
damn right it's better than yours
i can teach you
but i have to charge

i can see you're on it
you want me to teach thee
techniques that freaks these boy
it can't be bought
just know, thieves get caught
watch if you're smart

la la-la la la
warm it up
lala-lalala
the boys are waiting

la la-la la la
warm it up
lala-lalala
the boys are waiting

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
damn right it's better than yours
i can teach you
but i have to charge

oh, once you get involved
everyone will look this way-so
you must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
just get the perfect blend
plus what you have within
then next his eyes are squint
then he's picked up your scent

la la-la la la
warm it up
lala-lalala
the boys are waiting

la la-la la la
warm it up
lala-lalala
the boys are waiting

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
it's better than yours
damn right it's better than yours
i can teach you
but i have to charge

i think that's right. at least more right than everyone else on the internet!

 

[ozstrike]

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a ****ed up world
A ****ed up place
Everybody's judged by their ****ed up face
****ed up dreams
****ed up life
A ****ed up kid
With a ****ed up knife
****ed up moms
And ****ed up dads
It's a ****ed up a cop
With a ****ed up badge
****ed up job
With ****ed up pay
And a ****ed up boss
Is a ****ed up pain
****ed up press
And ****ed up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires...

etc etc. Fred Durst is so poetic...

 

[dhwilkin]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thelonious Monk /img/forum/go_quote.gif my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours i can teach you but i have to charge my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours i can teach you but i have to charge i know you want it the thing that makes me what the guys go crazy for they lose their minds the way i wind i think its time la la-la la la warm it up lala-lalala the boys are waiting la la-la la la warm it up lala-lalala the boys are waiting my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours i can teach you but i have to charge i can see you're on it you want me to teach thee techniques that freaks these boy it can't be bought just know, thieves get caught watch if you're smart la la-la la la warm it up lala-lalala the boys are waiting la la-la la la warm it up lala-lalala the boys are waiting my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours i can teach you but i have to charge oh, once you get involved everyone will look this way-so you must maintain your charm same time maintain your halo just get the perfect blend plus what you have within then next his eyes are squint then he's picked up your scent la la-la la la warm it up lala-lalala the boys are waiting la la-la la la warm it up lala-lalala the boys are waiting my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours i can teach you but i have to charge i think that's right. at least more right than everyone else on the internet!

Hahaha, yes, I was going to post that one as well. Actually, Kelis' Milkshake song is one of those that has crossed the boundaries into so-bad-it's-good territory for me, I think it's hilarious! Especially when the tempo picks up near the end.

 

[swt61]

The Archies - Sugar Sugar

They defined "bubble gum" rock

Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can't believe it's true)
I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to.
(I just can't believe it's true)
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Ah honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I'm gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you've got me wanting you.
Oh honey, honey, sugar sugar ..
You are my candy girl ..

 

[Gatticus]

Justin Timberlake lyrics are pathetic. I can't believe people think this poser is talented.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNKR9SWr96M

 

[no1likesme]

Hawthorne Heights: Saying Sorry

I about had an aneurysm when I heard this song.

Quote:

These colors will not change You change the way I see them These words will fade when you explain why you hate them we are the same She keeps repeating all that she needed She says she's right here, she seems so distant Saying goodbye this time, the same old story Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry Just a few last hours, we gotta make this count We're counting backwards (Just a few last hours, we gotta make this count) We're falling forwards. She keeps repeating all that she needed She says she's right here, she seems so distant Saying goodbye this time, the same old story Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry Saying goodbye this time, the same old story Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry Saying sorry we're falling apart wish we knew this from the start Saying goodbye's the hardest part Wish we knew this from the start Saying goodbye this time, the same old story Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry Saying goodbye this time, the same old story Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry Saying goodbye this time, this time Seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry

 

[Patu]

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Quote:

Uh huh,this my **** All the girls stomp your feet like this Few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl I ain't no holla back girl [2x] ooh, this my **** , this my **** [x4] I heard that you were talking **** And you didn't think that I would hear it People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up Few times I've been around that track So it´s not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl I ain't no holla back girl [2x] ooh, this my **** , this my **** [x4] So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers No principals, no student-teachers Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all [ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ] Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust A few times I've been around that track So it´s not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl I ain't no holla back girl [2x] ooh this my ****, this my **** [x4] let me hear you say this **** is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s this **** is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s again, **** is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s This **** is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S few times I've been around that track so it´s not just gonna happen like that 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl I ain't no holla back girl [2x] ooh, this my **** , this my **** 4)x

 

[Bizzel]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatticus /img/forum/go_quote.gif Justin Timberlake lyrics are pathetic. I can't believe people think this poser is talented. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNKR9SWr96M

Sexyback is the poorest excuse for music I've heard since...ever!

[Verse 1]

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think your special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.

Take em' to the bridge

[Bridge]

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way


Take em' to the chorus

[Chorus]

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[X6]

Get your sexy on

[Verse 2]

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other ****ers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast

Take em' to the bridge

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other ****ers wait till I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take em' to the chorus

[Chorus]

What a rambling load of balls, I'd like to take JT "to the bridge"...and throw him off

 

[Gatticus]

That last verse really shows what an arrogant **** he is too.


"If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact"

 

[Dr Livor Mortis]

See below:

http://www.head-fi.org/forums/showthread.php?t=232797

 

[Dr Livor Mortis]

Also, anyone criticizing Justin Timberlake should stop immediately.
The man's a genius.

 

[Gatticus]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riordan /img/forum/go_quote.gif haven't read anything here that's worse than: lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains. shakira

Here's the video where she uses those lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCbB8ZpP5eg

 

[Gatticus]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Livor Mortis /img/forum/go_quote.gif Also, anyone criticizing Justin Timberlake should stop immediately. The man's a genius.

Yea, and here's the proof.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1NWo5aDC5g

 

[ken36]

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome
And the doggie will have a good home

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale

I read in the paper there are robbers (roof! roof!)
With flashlights that shine in the dark
My love needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
I don't want a parrot that talks
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
He can't take a goldfish for a walk

How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
I do hope that doggie's for sale
I do hope that doggie's for sale

 

[ken36]

Botch-a-me, I'll-botcha you and ev'rything goes crazy

Bah-bah, botch-a-me, bambino
Bah-bah-bo, bo, boca piccolino
When you kiss me and I'm a-kissa you
Tra la la la la la la la la loo

Bah-bah, botch-a-me, my baby
Bah-bah-bo, bo, just say "Yes" and maybe
If-a you squeeze me and I'm a-squeeza you
Tra la la la la la la la la loo

Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo
Won't you botch-a-, botch-a-me?
Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo
When you botch-a-me, I a-botcha you and ev'rything goes crazy

Bah-bah, botch-a-me, bambino
Bah-bah-bo, bo, boca piccolino
And then we will raise a great big family
Tra la la la la la la la la lee
Botch-a-me, I'll-botcha you and ev'rything goes crazy

Bah-bah, botch-a-me, my baby
Bah-bah-bo, bo, just say "Yes" and maybe
If-a you squeeze me and I'm a-squeeza you
Tra la la la la la la la la loo

Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo
Won't you botch-a, botch-a-me? SPOKEN: Kiss me!!
Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo
When you botch-a-me, I a-botcha you SPOKEN: C'mon a-you, kissa me, eh?!!

Bah-bah, botch-a-me, bambino
Bah-bah-bo, bo, boca piccolino
And then we will raise a great big family
Tra la la la la la la la la
Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo
Botch-a-me, bambino, botch-a-me