the most incredibly stupid lyrics you've ever heard
Feb 11, 2007 at 1:03 PM Post #16 of 140
I don't recall from where, but Nelly said: "...Manicured toes", I thought that's as bad as it gets.
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Feb 11, 2007 at 3:42 PM Post #17 of 140
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Originally Posted by Mikenet /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Of Montreal - Wraith Pinned to the Mist (And Other Games)


what??? of montreal's lyrics arent that bad!
 
Feb 11, 2007 at 3:46 PM Post #18 of 140
and noone suggested

Limp Bizkit - Nookie

Quote:

(chorus) (2x)
i did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your


 
Feb 11, 2007 at 5:28 PM Post #20 of 140
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Originally Posted by jdimitri /img/forum/go_quote.gif
'come together, my love.. over me'


If you're talking about the Beatles song, it's "Come together right now over me."
 
Feb 11, 2007 at 6:16 PM Post #22 of 140
I present to you, "Get In The Ring" by Guns N' Roses...

Quote:

Why do you look at me when you hate me
Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too
I sense a smell of retribution in the air
I don't even understand why the screw you even care
And I don't need your jealousy yeah
Why drag me down in your misery
And when you stare don't you think I feel it
But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades
When I'm havin' fun ya know I can't conceal it
'Cause I know you'd never cut it in my game
Oh no
And when you're talkin' about a vasectomy
Yeah
I'll be writin' down your obituary
History

You got your b****es with the silicone injections
Crystal meth and yeast infections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions
Got your subtle manipulative devices
Just like you I got my vices
I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice
Pain!

[Axl rant]
And that goes for all you punks in the press that want to start **** by printin' lies instead of the things we said
That means you Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin, what you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more p**** than you?
screw you
Suck my screwin' d***


You be rippin' off the ****in' kids while they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands they want to know about
Printin' lies, startin' controversy
You wanna antagonize me
Antagonize me motherf***er
Get in the ring motherf***er
And I'll kick your b****y little ass
Punk
[/Axl rant]

I don't like you, I just hate you
I gonna kick your ass, oh yeah! Oh yeah!

You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy oh yeah!

[Boxing announcer]
And in this corner weighin in at 850 pounds,
Guns N' Roses
[/Boxing announcer]

[With faux-live crowd chanting "get in the ring" in the background]
Yeah this song is dedicated to all the Guns N' screwin' Roses fans who stuck with us through all the screwing s***
And to all those opposed... hmm... well...


 
Feb 11, 2007 at 6:20 PM Post #23 of 140
Probaply anything from emo/numetal genre in stupidness.

In humor sense, probaply anything from Anal C-u-n-t. Grindcore/Punk band that aims to be worst and most insulting and taste-lacking band ever.


*edit* Stupid censorship. Its not like we are kids or anything...
 
Feb 11, 2007 at 7:40 PM Post #24 of 140
This ladies and Gents is up for a Grammy:
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Buckcherry - "Crazy Bi***"

Alright!

Break me down
You got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud
Getting screwing laid
You want me to stay
But I got to make my way

Chorus:
Hey!
You're a crazy b****
But you screw so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

(Repeat Chorus)

Take it off
The paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night payed in full
You're so fine
It won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks
Just to get you face to face

(Chorus x2)

Get the video
screw you so good
Get the video
screw you so good

Crazy b***
Crazy b***
Crazy... b***

(Chorus)

Hey
You're a crazy b***
But you screw so good I'm on top of it
When I dream
I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back
Come on!

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star you'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy but I like the way you screw me!

(Chorus x2)

You keep me right on
You're crazy but I like the way you screw me!
 
Feb 11, 2007 at 8:34 PM Post #25 of 140
I'll probably get flamed for this but, IMO, the stupidest lyrics come from none other than the Zep:

"We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying, Valhalla I am coming!"

Or this:

"Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom I hold dear.
How years ago, in days of old, when magic filled the air.
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum and The Evil One, crept up and slipped away with her, her...yeah."

I love, love, love the music, but the lyrics really crack me up.
 
Feb 11, 2007 at 9:07 PM Post #26 of 140
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Originally Posted by terriblepaulz /img/forum/go_quote.gif
I'll probably get flamed for this but, IMO, the stupidest lyrics come from none other than the Zep:

I love, love, love the music, but the lyrics really crack me up.



Well I will detest this selection because, in context, Zep doesn't even come close to the lyrical bastardization I've experienced in my lifetime. Ridiculous lyrics? Perhaps, but those dudes were high 24/7 and read all of the Tolkien books many times through. They were out of their minds constantly, which I think makes the lyrics, (again) in context, quite acceptable.
 
Feb 11, 2007 at 9:37 PM Post #28 of 140
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Originally Posted by Aman /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Well I will detest this selection because, in context, Zep doesn't even come close to the lyrical bastardization I've experienced in my lifetime. Ridiculous lyrics? Perhaps, but those dudes were high 24/7 and read all of the Tolkien books many times through. They were out of their minds constantly, which I think makes the lyrics, (again) in context, quite acceptable.


Of course the lyrics are "acceptable", they are just incredibly silly and self-indulgent. Can you watch the "fantasy" sequences in The Song Remains the Same without cracking up? I know I can't.
 
Feb 11, 2007 at 10:25 PM Post #29 of 140
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Originally Posted by terriblepaulz /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Of course the lyrics are "acceptable", they are just incredibly silly and self-indulgent. Can you watch the "fantasy" sequences in The Song Remains the Same without cracking up? I know I can't.


Well I completely agree with you, I just wouldn't call that 'stupid' is all.
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Feb 11, 2007 at 10:46 PM Post #30 of 140
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Originally Posted by Thelonious Monk /img/forum/go_quote.gif
well, i just got some rap that i was suggested... and listened to the song Immortal Technique - Jedi Mind Tricks.

You mother****ers are nothing, you can not harm me
I'll resurrect every aborted baby and start an army
Storm the planet huntin' you down, cuz I'm on a mission
Split your body into a billion one-celled organisms
Immortal Technique will destroy your religion, you stupid bitch - (this had me laughing for a while)
You're faker than blue-eyed crackers nailed to a crucifix
I'm about to blow up like Nasa
Challenger computer chips


what the... what??? seriously. this is terrible. putting in a different line for a different offensive thing doesn't make you political. it makes you an ignorant black stereotype who fused with a stupid white conspiracy theorist...

anyone else have something to contribute? LFO comes to mind..
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Seeing as how you didn't even get the name of the song right, i'm gonna go ahead and say that you're not familiar with technique. I fail to see what is stupid in what you quoted.
 

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