[nfusion770]

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Originally Posted by JLai /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but you catch a non-curable STD from a flea-infested prostitute while you're out partying on graduation night. I wish I was dating Kristin Kreuk...oh yeah...and she has to be disease free and non-mutilated.

Granted, but she has a genetic defect that makes her turn fat, ugly and irritating at the age of 24 1/2.

I wish I got 2 extra wishes every time someone corrupted my wish.

 

[wakeride74]

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Originally Posted by nfusion770 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but she has a genetic defect that makes her turn fat, ugly and irritating at the age of 24 1/2. I wish I got 2 extra wishes every time someone corrupted my wish.

granted, but only one of them would be fulfilled

I wish I didn't have to read 2000 pages of material for my fraud examiner certification test

 

[laxx]

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Originally Posted by wakeride74 /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish I didn't have to read 2000 pages of material for my fraud examiner certification test

Granted, but instead, it'd be 1,000 pages in size 8 font on sheets of paper the size of your door.

I wish I was home playing DoTA.

 

[aluren]

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Originally Posted by wakeride74 /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but only one of them would be fulfilled I wish I didn't have to read 2000 pages of material for my fraud examiner certification test

Granted, and now everybody has one since you pass automatically...

I wish they make the CPA exam harder! (since i passed it!

)

 

[GlendaleViper]

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Originally Posted by laxx /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but instead, it'd be 1,000 pages in size 8 font on sheets of paper the size of your door. I wish I was home playing DoTA.

Granted, but your connection keeps dropping.

I wish I had a better Mac (and could afford to upgrade).

 

[Oski]

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Originally Posted by aluren /img/forum/go_quote.gif I wish they make the CPA exam harder! (since i passed it! )

Granted...but now existing CPAs will have to be re-certified by taking the harder exam.

I wish for whirled peas.

 

[gpalmer]

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Originally Posted by Oski /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted...but now existing CPAs will have to be re-certified by taking the harder exam. I wish for whirled peas.

Your peas get whirled so hard the top flys off the blender and the liquid peas land on the stators of your brand new HE-90's

I wish all of BozeButton's gear was mine, I had the Orpheus on my head listening to a nice classical recording and I was sitting in a comfy chair with a nice Scotch in my hand!

 

[aluren]

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Originally Posted by gpalmer /img/forum/go_quote.gif Your peas get whirled so hard the top flys off the blender and the liquid peas land on the stators of your brand new HE-90's I wish all of BozeButton's gear was mine, I had the Orpheus on my head listening to a nice classical recording and I was sitting in a comfy chair with a nice Scotch in my hand!

Granted, but the day BozeButton gives you all of his gear, you found out you had testicular cancer.

I wish I didn't have to worry about money and that I have a fat inheritance account waiting for me.

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by gpalmer /img/forum/go_quote.gif Your peas get whirled so hard the top flys off the blender and the liquid peas land on the stators of your brand new HE-90's I wish all of BozeButton's gear was mine, I had the Orpheus on my head listening to a nice classical recording and I was sitting in a comfy chair with a nice Scotch in my hand!

Granted, but you're sufering from temporary insanity, and it's the HEV90 that you're trying to balance on your head while listening to Bose Triports.

I wish I could play the piano.

 

[Wmcmanus]

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Originally Posted by aluren /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but the day BozeButton gives you all of his gear, you found out you had testicular cancer. I wish I didn't have to worry about money and that I have a fat inheritance account waiting for me.

Granted, you don't have to worry about money because you're too simple to understand what the concept of money is. Meanwhile, your gaurdian ad litem (me) is doing a great job at investing your fat inheritance in a variety of headphones that you would quite enjoy if you understood the concept of music.

I wish there was more good news than there was bad news in all matters of life.

 

[boomana]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, you don't have to worry about money because you're too simple to understand what the concept of money is. Meanwhile, your gaurdian ad litem (me) is doing a great job at investing your fat inheritance in a variety of headphones that you would quite enjoy if you understood the concept of music. I wish there was more good news than there was bad news in all matters of life.

Your wish has already been granted. Study the mystics in all traditions. Your wish has also already been corrupted by giving you vision that cannot see that all is well.

I wish I'd stop reading this thread. It's rather addictive.

 

[Mrvile]

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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, you don't have to worry about money because you're too simple to understand what the concept of money is. Meanwhile, your gaurdian ad litem (me) is doing a great job at investing your fat inheritance in a variety of headphones that you would quite enjoy if you understood the concept of music. I wish there was more good news than there was bad news in all matters of life.

Granted, but the good news always has to do with bottled water and the bad news always has to do with your family, money, and lifespan.

EDIT: I wish I had more time to do things.

 

[gpalmer]

Granted, you have lots of time to spend in your new home in solitary confinement in the Federal, pound you in the @*#& prison where your new hobby becomes squealing like a pig and throwing racial taunts at members of the Bloods and Crips.

I wish my testicular cancer goes into remission and the HEV-90 balances perfectly on top of the HE-90s located on my ears.

 

[MdRex]

Granted, there are always other HEV-90 out there... that you can replace with.

I wish I could find a part time job now.

 

[ColdFireArow]

Granted, but it doesn't pay.

I wish I was aquaman.