[Kirosia]

My ex-wife said her headphones gave her crabs.

 

[manaox2]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif My ex-wife said her headphones gave her crabs.

Sorry Kirosia... I came for the women, but found the headphones first.

 

[shigzeo]

hairy palms are caused by prolonged headphone listening.

 

[Nocturnal310]

Headphones cause Cancer

 

[shigzeo]

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Originally Posted by Nocturnal310 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Headphones cause Cancer

but that is simply not true...

 

[Gatto]

I've wanted to be a doctor for a long time, when I was younger my father insisted I should become an audiologist because "in a few years because of headphones everyone will need an audiologist"

 

[shigzeo]

can doctors help get the hair out of my palms?

 

[Tridacnid]

Hhhhmmm, I seem to be a weird one. All the hair I've been growing has been on my tongue since I started wearing headphones.

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by Tridacnid /img/forum/go_quote.gif Hhhhmmm, I seem to be a weird one. All the hair I've been growing has been on my tongue since I started wearing headphones.

I was wondering where all my pubes went.

 

[mark_h]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

 

[Tridacnid]

You can have them(?) back once I get the doctor to get it all off.

 

[Rednamalas1]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif I was wondering where all my pubes went.

Kirosia, you owe me a laptop. And I'll bill you for consultant fee for ENT because my ginger ale went up through the nose and evacuated through alternate route.

that hurt.

 

[earwicker7]

Hmm, that would be the people who are like "Oh, cool, you spent tens of thousands of dollars on your system... that's awesome! What kind of speakers do you have? (horrified look) What, no speakers! You wasted all that money on headphones?"

 

[Nocturnal310]

"Headphones cause infertility in men"

 

[manaox2]

Quote:

Originally Posted by shigzeo /img/forum/go_quote.gif but that is simply not true...

Tell that to Ultrasone...

They frequently brag how they shield from EMF or electromagnetic field radiation in their headphones (often associated with cell phone causing cancer reasoning) because it may contribute to listener fatigue and possible longterm health risks. Believe it or not, yes, Ultrasone strongly hints that other brands of headphones may be giving you cancer.

http://www.ultrasoneusa.com/press-re...tional-acadamy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultrasone

Truly a great ploy.

As for infertility, why do you think I've been unable to get pregnant...