[AmanGeorge]

Make terrorists see a dental hygienist. I have been lazy about flossing for the last couple of months and as a result was a squirming bloody mess at the dentists office today as the hygienist poked around my gums.

I think it's a safe bet that terrorists probably take worse care of their teeth than I do, and would have a similarly uncomfortable experience in a dental chair, with the flip side being - who could accuse us of torture? If anything, we're being humanitarians, giving prisoners some of the health benefits they have lacked all their lives.

Win-win, America.

 

[Foshizzle]

 

[Lazarus Short]

Now, that was one strange post. Following the OP's logic, terrorists could be given appendectomies, knee replacements, breast augmentations, etc, etc, etc...

 

[Drag0n]

IBTL

We need a "Free For all" forum section where we could post whatever we want, within reason.

This could be a fun thread.

 

[Graphicism]

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Originally Posted by Drag0n /img/forum/go_quote.gif We need a "Free For all" forum section where we could post whatever we want, within reason.

How dare you! You should be hung drawn and quartered for suggesting such a blasphemous, might I add downright terrifying idea. This forum is for everyone, 12-months and older.

Oh lookie Crayons!

Oh and sorry about your teeth AmanGeorge.

 

[Welly Wu]

Lock this thread ASAP!

 

[Lazarus Short]

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Originally Posted by Welly Wu /img/forum/go_quote.gif Lock this thread ASAP!

Spoilsport. Another forum, which I will leave unnamed, had a sub-forum titled "Trollheim." It was great fun!

 

[LingLing1337]

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Originally Posted by Welly Wu /img/forum/go_quote.gif Lock this thread ASAP!

Along with any topics relating to drugs, sex, religion, or politics. You know, to protect THE CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! who visit this forum.

 

[Mr.Sir]

My dentist has found a cunning solution to this problem:

Hire a pretty girl to be hygienist; ensuring all men will sit still as 'Rita' simultaneously causes them immense pain and drowns them.

 

[Lazarus Short]

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Originally Posted by LingLing1337 /img/forum/go_quote.gif THE CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Yes, the thought of a terrorist with good teeth or breast augmentations would scar one of the little darlings for life.

Edit:

Lovely Rita, the hygienist, could I inquire discreetly?
Would you be free to take some tea with me??

 

[Drag0n]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graphicism /img/forum/go_quote.gif How dare you! You should be hung drawn and quartered for suggesting such a blasphemous, might I add downright terrifying idea. This forum is for everyone, 12-months and older. Oh lookie Crayons! Oh and sorry about your teeth AmanGeorge.

Why red and green huh??? Why??? I like blue!!! Got a problem with blue, huh???

I think you should give all crayons equal exposure.

 

[Lazarus Short]

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Originally Posted by Drag0n /img/forum/go_quote.gif Why red and green huh??? Why??? I like blue!!! Got a problem with blue, huh???

The blue ones got renditioned.

 

[JxK]

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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif The blue ones got renditioned.

Oy vey.

 

[El_Doug]

Quote:

Originally Posted by LingLing1337 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Along with any topics relating to drugs, sex, religion, or politics. You know, to protect THE CHILDREN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! who visit this forum.

yeah!

fortunately, alcohol and guns are safe and appropriate for children

 

[Mr.Sir]

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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif Lovely Rita, the hygienist, could I inquire discreetly? Would you be free to take some tea with me??

Immense pain and simulated drowning happens to be my thing.

Visiting Rita allows me to get my teeth cleaned thoroughly at the same time.

A nice way to kill two birds with one stone.