[RYCeT]

I use 'hello'. Funny thing I notice are
Chinese, Taiwanese, HK people usually say 'wei'
Japanese say 'moshi moshi'

Any other greetings you've heard guys?

 

[Vicomte]

I go crazy.

I only have a home phone, so I never know what I'm going to get. Keeps things interesting.

Hello?

Cello?

Yeeeeeellloooooow?

Yeeeeeuuuuuus?

*Cough*

City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. How may I help you?

Whaddayawant?

Hoy Hoy!

Chips ahoy!

Ching din!

Mushi-mushi!

(insert name here) residence.

Please Hold. (This one's great fun if the person calling has never called before)

Telephone?

Or whatever else strikes my fancy, but those are the usuals.

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicomte /img/forum/go_quote.gif I go crazy. I only have a home phone, so I never know what I'm going to get. Keeps things interesting. Hello? Cello? Yeeeeeellloooooow? Yeeeeeuuuuuus? *Cough* City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em. How may I help you? Whaddayawant? Hoy Hoy! Chips ahoy! Ching din! Mushi-mushi! (insert name here) residence. Please Hold. (This one's great fun if the person calling has never called before) Telephone? Or whatever else strikes my fancy, but those are the usuals.

You can't put ME on hold! I'll put YOU on hold!"

 

[warubozu]

Home, office, or cell: What do you want?!

Just kidding, a simple hello is all I say.

 

[Edwood]

"Talk to me."

 

[no1likesme]

"Yo"
"Hola" (I pronounce the H)

 

[Kuroyume]

home/office/unknown cell caller: alo? (hello?)

cell, id'ed caller: <caller's name>

 

[K2Grey]

Hai, moshi moshi.

OK, I actually just say "Hello."

 

[magnetic]

"You can't put ME on hold! I'll put YOU on hold!"

Real life version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is9-Jp4N60w

 

[meat01]

Quote:

"Hola" (I pronounce the H)

I always pronounce the H. Sometimes in a female Hispanic voice.

 

[XGJFilmsX]

hello?

 

[YamiTenshi]

Cell: Hello?

Home: Hello, no one is available to take your call, please leave a message after the tone...

 

[AuroraProject]

Whaaaazzzzzuuuuupppppppp?

I actually say "This is Mark" if it's a number I don't know, or hey/hello if I do.

 

[Illah]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shizelbs /img/forum/go_quote.gif Work - This is Shizelbs, can I help you? Home - in an irritated tone - Hello?

Haha, basically the same for me

--Illah

 

[shellylh]

Answer the phone? What's that?