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Headphoneus Supremus
A good intro to Gilad Hekselman's jazz guitar, with two superb sidemen, Larry Grenadier (bass) and Marcus Gilmore (drums):

Great album, brings to mind a verse from one of the other songs:Sorry, I thought you mentioned the only Roland you knew of and I thought I pointed out another.
If any of you do not know the Excitable Boy album by Warren Zevon, you should. IMHO
It's not the temperature that's the problem. It's the "run". Stay inside, no problem.I don't like cold.
I chanced a morning run today on the gulf. 57 degrees and almost no breeze was somewhat tolerable. Below that, no thanks.
Of course , we had it tough !Ah man!!
Your a wuss!! LOL!
In Vermont it never got above 0 deg F for 2 Weeks in January!
I had 10 acres of land, an 800 ft long uphill driveway that I hand shoveled in 4 hours several times until my next door farmer loaned me his tractor with a plow!
Oh boy were those the days, if you sneezed the hairs in your nose broke!!
Oh, now in North Carolina...
I dont like cold anymore either...just finished a hot cup of Vanilla Almond Chamomile HOT tea!!
Guess were just getting old!!
:>)
Comes with a Forkbeard slot for Schiits and Giggles?There are on sale, at $9.95 AU (~$6 USD) at the moment. I can buy the lot and farm them out to everyone on the forum if needed (with a moderate margin to cover my expertise and time). Will set up a paypal to take your money.
Shipping cost will be a bit much to everywhere else though, so I guess my quick money scheme won't fly this time.
Description
Prepare for laughter-filled escapades with the Flea Market Remote Control Poo—a playful twist on remote-controlled fun! This wacky creation takes the mundane and transforms it into a riot of entertainment. With the ability to drive and spin a full 360 degrees, this remote-controlled poo brings unexpected amusement to every corner. But the fun doesn't stop there! Take control of laughter-inducing fart sounds using the remote, ensuring that giggles and guffaws are never far away. Get ready to navigate the hilarity, spin through antics, and unleash laughter with this comically charming remote control poo.
Key Features
Remote-Controlled Chuckles
Seamlessly manoeuvre this remote-controlled poo to navigate your surroundings, inspiring laughter and amusement wherever it goes.
360-Degree Spin
Watch in amusement as the poo takes on a full 360-degree spin, adding an element of surprise and laughter to its antics.
Fart Sounds Galore
Take charge of the fun with the remote control, which triggers hilarious fart sounds that are sure to leave everyone in stitches.
*Requires 4 x AAA batteries - 2 for remote / 2 for poo (not included)
It happens once a year and doesn’t last. Most of the time.
we have much the same issues -Oh! Before I forget. Under Texas law, a snow forecast requires you to go to HEB and buy up all the bottled water, bread, milk and eggs. I don’t make the rules.
Ha! Here, women get their licence, and become "paper drivers" who never get in the driver's seat of a car until years later when they have kids. Then they buy a big family wagon and cause chaos on the roads. At least now all the new models come with anti-collision features. Unfortunately they don't come with anti-stupid measures, like warning people to MERGE AT THE SPEED OF THE TRAFFIC AND NOT STOP IN THE MERGING LANE when joining a large road, or highway, or even how to turn corners.Sounds quite similar to Atlanta, except that everyone there got their driver's license at the aforementioned Wal-Mart. The test is easy though: Pulse? Issue license. No pulse? Issue restricted license.
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Oh! Before I forget. Under Texas law, a snow forecast requires you to go to HEB and buy up all the bottled water, bread, milk and eggs. I don’t make the rules.
Oh! Before I forget. Under Texas law, a snow forecast requires you to go to HEB and buy up all the bottled water, bread, milk and eggs. I don’t make the rules.
I’ near that -9F in SW NH (now). You mention wild Schiit that happens when it’s uber cold. My first startup SW company was bought by a company headquartered in - of all places - Clear Lake Iowa. Our first trip down there after acquisition was in early February. Landed in Minneapolis - balmy -15F… driving down I35 to get to IA, and it was -24F with wind blown blizzard. It was by now 10 at night, and wanted to get to Clear Lake while the Buffalo Wild Wings was still open (only eats place open that late other than Mickey D’s.Got pulled over just after entering Iowa…You silly Southerners!
My area is circled in red, and those numbers are Fahrenheit. It's gonna be a tad nipply in my corner of Canada. Did I mention that because of the Great Lakes it's an incredibly damp cold that laughs at and skewers however many heavy layers of down and wool you're wearing? Even better, when the wind blows from the NNW over the still-unfrozen Lakes Superior and Huron, the lake-effect snow squalls that result are like a conveyor belt dumping several feet of snow on some areas for days on end.
I'd challenge you to a pi**ing match but the stream would freeze instantly before you could write your name in the snow!
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This makes me laugh. Bread , eggs and milk.Bread, milk, and eggs. It's French-toast-ageddon!
Oh boy, we need those here.........Ha! Here, women get their licence, and become "paper drivers" who never get in the driver's seat of a car until years later when they have kids. Then they buy a big family wagon and cause chaos on the roads. At least now all the new models come with anti-collision features. Unfortunately they don't come with anti-stupid measures, like warning people to MERGE AT THE SPEED OF THE TRAFFIC AND NOT STOP IN THE MERGING LANE when joining a large road, or highway, or even how to turn corners.