Wash my hands with warm water and soap... for how many seconds...?.... to the monologue of Lady Macbeth's Out Damn Spot ("the sleepwalking scene")... at least that's according to Facebook. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Seriously, I had to field multiple questions about COVID-19 in my morning science 9 classes.
Questions from my sweathogs: Oooh! Oooh! Sir! Sir! A student in my other class was walking up to me with a facemask... Nooo. Yeahh!
My response: {deep breath}, if that student was positive for that... COVID is like a mega-case of influenza. That student would be vomiting... from... both... ends {
insert dramatic flourishments & me doing interpretive science-curriculum-appropriate [?] dance-moves}... Oh yes, and a fever. A high fever. Like burning-up-and-I'm-seeing-the-ghost-of-TupaqChakkur fever dreams. Ah, did I mention the
projectile vomiting and diarrhoea?
Working hard for
YOUR tax dollars (
and to pay off my recent purchase of a DanClark Audio Ether C Flow 1.1 headphones), Mister ScubaMan. York District School Board. Ontario, Canada.