Ripper2860
Headphoneus Supremus
Not to engage in a SPELFLAIM or anything, but you spelled Oscar Mayer wrong. I worked there for 5 years, and 3 guesses what I made. Yup, hot dogs.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you were responsible for cleaning all the Oscar Mayer hotdogs in DeoxyIT and then rinsing them with 90% isopropyl alcohol (not rubbing alcohol) after fondling them but before sending them to packaging.
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