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Transformers 3 - ??/10
I got about 1 hour into this and couldn't take this stupidity any more. I hope they fire Michael Bay and replace him with Neill Blomkamp or something. Of course they'll never fire Bay since he makes the studios big bucks.
I gave it a generous 2/4 Netflix stars, but it was utterly forgettable and annoying; I looked it up in Wikipedia because I couldn't even remember watching it and found some interesting tidbits, including the fact that it made well over a BILLION dollar$:
"Roger Ebert gave the film one out of four stars, calling it "a visually ugly film with an incoherent plot, wooden characters and inane dialog. It provided me with one of the more unpleasant experiences I've had at the movies." Richard Roeper likewise panned the film, giving it a D and saying that "rarely has a movie had less of a soul and less interesting characters."
Transformers: Dark of the Moon grossed $352,390,543 in North America, and $770,805,646 in other territories, for a worldwide total of $1,123,196,189. It is the highest-grossing film of the franchise. It is also the second highest-grossing film of 2011 worldwide...
...some elements of the film were deliberate self-references to Michael Bay's own sense of under-appreciation after the backlash to the second film: "After a few hours of seeing Shia get dissed, overlooked and mistreated, the message becomes clear: Shia, as always, is a stand-in for Michael Bay. And Bay is showing us just what it felt like to deal with the ocean of Haterade—the snarking, the Razzie Award, the mean reviews..."