Alright, I have some impressions. Forget mostly about the ridiculous claims in the OP, I feel this whole thread started off on the wrong foot.
Is this a great pair of headphones for the price though? Absolutely. It has everything most of us are looking for in a headphone except maybe for the highs (alright, and the sound isn't as enveloping, but these are on-ears). Clarity is great, the bass is detailed and rich, the vocals and instruments come through very nice and are very intelligible. They are very comfortable to wear, even with my big head I stretched the headband only because these headphones really do sound better not pushing on the ears so much; the clamp is very low even out of the box. The build quality is awesome, plastic is of high quality, and the headband is reinforced. They have very proper drivers. Soundstage is very good and realism is superb. They're also very very fast, but somehow manage to not be aggressive at the same time.
Their strongest point is sounding very natural and mellow; a comfortable, non-fatiguing listen any way you slice it, easily all-dayers. I feel perfectly happy having them as my main pair right now. I ordered these as a quick fix because my Fidelio X1s died, but they turned out to be much more adequate than I expected. Or to put it another way, much more than adequate.