Plane lands due to flatulence

[1911]

man..what a imbecile..i would be pissed if my flight was diverted and the stress of an emergency landing without knowing what was going on..and then to find out it was because a lady was embarassed of her farts...the punishment should fit the crime....all 200 passengers should pass by her while she is hogtied to a chair and fart in her face for all the trouble she caused...ok..back to maturity

 

[archosman]

pic of investigating officer...

 

[Spareribs]

She must have been very self conscious but unfortunately, being too self conscious made everyone aware of her and now the whole world.

I think she should stand up and face the dilemma and not live in denial, maybe apologize on the Barbara Walters show and discuss it as a way to heal and on the path of recovering from the incident. Perhaps, she could write a book on it called "It was me".

 

[skullguise]

"Flatulance On A Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.

"...there I was, mindin' my own business, and all of a sudden, there's a muth-f-in' flatulance on the plane! What the F is THAT about, this mutha-f-in faltulance smells like s**t...."

It amazes me the stupidity of people sometimes....I think this woman SHOULD have her name released. The fallout would be ample punishment, multiple times over.

 

[Azure]

People light a match to cover up flatulence? Never heard of that one before...how's that work? Why a match of all things?

 

[Wodgy]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azure /img/forum/go_quote.gif People light a match to cover up flatulence? Never heard of that one before...how's that work? Why a match of all things?

People think the match burns up the gases, but Mythbusters proved that to be a myth:
http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2006/03/f...latulence.html
What happens though is that the burning charcoal covers up the smell of Methyl mercaptan a bit. But it doesn't actually consume any of the gases.

 

[kool bubba ice]

Funny. I was in a streching class at college, & every time she did a strech involving the lower body she would pass gass..Puuut, puuut, puuut..