Plane lands due to flatulence

[Spareribs]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16064706/

 

[GlendaleViper]

Hahahah. People just don't seem to get it, do they?

 

[sebastian589]

Wow, next time just blame it on the baby sitting next to you, you know everyone's already mad at it for crying, just add a few more flames to the babies fire, rather than starting your own.

 

[JahJahBinks]

so matches are allowed on a plane

 

[sebastian589]

Ha JahJah is right, talk about irony, a man accidentally starts a plane on fire with a match, but no one can put the fire out because security took everyone's Dasani.

 

[stewtheking]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian589 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Ha JahJah is right, talk about irony, a man accidentally starts a plane on fire with a match, but no one can put the fire out because security took everyone's Dasani.

Lol, yeah.

I recon if you've done a whopper on a plane, be proud. You won't see those people again. Let them know the power of your bowels!

 

[JahJahBinks]

somehow it reminded me the "silent killer" thread I started a few days ago.

 

[PhilS]

This demonstrates yet another serious weakness in security at airports. I know that a number of aviation security experts have long recommended that passengers be required to enter a secure area designated for pre-boarding farting before being allowed to proceed to the gate. Our government has ignored these warnings, putting our lives and our olfactory senses in serious danger to high-altittude flatulence.

 

[GlorytheWiz825]

Wow, how embarrassing for that lady. Well, at least very few people know who she is.

 

[elmer_dudd]

she said it was a medical condition too?
that's bull-- i bust my ass 24/7 and there's absolutely nothing wrong with me

 

[kyrie]

She was trying to light her fart to blow up the plane, clearly she's a terrorist...

 

[beedee]

Wow, what a dummy. Didn't she know you're supposed to light the match, then pass gas. At least that's how I was told to light farts. Of course I've never done that myself.

 

[JahJahBinks]

so if I see someone in the elavator tries to light a matchstick, I would know what's about to happen next. Could it be a "Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt" or a "silent killer"?

 

[Liver]

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewtheking /img/forum/go_quote.gif Lol, yeah. I recon if you've done a whopper on a plane, be proud. You won't see those people again. Let them know the power of your bowels!

LOL

 

[fran]

mmmm it goes like this:


long haul flight
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air plane food
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[size=x-large]BANG![/size]