[oicdn]

He's been dating this chick for like 6 years. I dunno the details or her side of the story, but apparently they had not even an argument, but more or less like a facetious "Yeah, I'd rather be single" thing.

Well, I guess when he came home from work she moved out.

So, apparently he was watching their dog (yeah...tell me about it, lol) when she got off work early, picked up the dog and said "I tried to call you to tell ya I got off work early, but got no answer. I'll be coming right back, and my parents will be home to watch the dog..."

Well, she never came back and he's pissed. He said he cooked dinner, but I think he's full of **** and just got pissed he got stood up, lol. So he said when she comes over to drop off the dog so she can goto work, he's gonna deliberately be gone so she has to find somebody else to watch the dog.

I told him he's bein an ass and should stick around, be mature about it and ask her What she never showed back up. He insists he get back at her but I told him that's acting like a 4 year old...did I give bad advice and possibly start an argument between them?

I think the whole scenario is comical, and that they treat this dog like it's a toddler, and that it needs a "sitter". What?????

 

[aaron313]

How old is the dog?

 

[EyeAmEye]

He should keep the dog, get rid of the girlfriend. Best of both worlds.

 

[Samgotit]

Quote:

Originally Posted by oicdn /img/forum/go_quote.gif I told him he's bein an ass and should stick around, be mature about it and ask her What she never showed back up. He insists he get back at her but I told him that's acting like a 4 year old...did I give bad advice and possibly start an argument between them?

Given the whole scenario sounds like it actually occurred between two 3 year olds, I'm OK with him acting like a 4 year old.

 

[Uncle Erik]

I think they should draft a joint custody agreement for the dog.

 

[funniecow]

rofl man What is the point of you telling us this? I'm not being mean but this doesn't really provide any comedy or important information. I gotta say man, you sure post up a lot of personnel issues. It's good to get it off your chest and such, but you're talking to the wrong audience.

 

[yuckymucky]

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeAmEye /img/forum/go_quote.gif He should keep the dog, get rid of the girlfriend. Best of both worlds.

Agreed!!

 

[nor_spoon]

lol. What did he cook for dinner?

 

[krmathis]

I think he should eat the dinner on his own, and toss the girl and dog.
...then move on.

 

[torjeh]

Well, you certainly keep the forum fresh with relationship crises.

I hope the dog is ok

 

[TheMarchingMule]

In before the lock/delete!

 

[nickdawg]

Wow, 6 years? That would mean they knew each other before they were born!

(If we're going by the 3/4 year old thing)

 

[YiddishHamburgla]

he should eat the girl and the dog with some nice fava beans. all joking aside giving relationship advice to a friend is the worst. if things don't work out they blame you.

 

[Pricklely Peete]

Quote:

Originally Posted by aaron313 /img/forum/go_quote.gif How old is the dog?

ROFLMAO

Peete.

 

[Ub3rMario]

poop in her underwear drawer.