[Head Injury]

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is a he and he's looking at your ponie avatar

 
http://memegenerator.net/Rapeface-Gorilla

 

[Armaegis]

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that's a weird fact; seriously everyday you Australians on here convince me more and more that Australia isn't for me... but your accents are soo cool

so maybe one day
 

I think practically every single poisonous thing in the world lives in Australia. Maybe not even living. I'm pretty sure there are undead poisonous things there just waiting to gorillarape you while you're distracted by headphones. 

 

[JamesMcProgger]

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I think practically every single poisonous thing in the world lives in Australia. Maybe not even living. I'm pretty sure there are undead poisonous things there just waiting to gorillarape you while you're distracted by headphones. 

I immediatly thought of Kiteki.

 

[jjinh]

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that's a weird fact; seriously everyday you Australians on here convince me more and more that Australia isn't for me... but your accents are soo cool

so maybe one day
 

 
Nearly the entire crop was wiped out by cyclone last year, so prices since then have hovered around $10/kg
 
 

 

[kiteki]

 

˙ıʞǝʇıʞ ɟo ʇɥbnoɥʇ ʎןʇɐıpǝɯɯı ı
 
˙sǝuoɥdpɐǝɥ ʎq pǝʇɔɐɹʇsıp ǝɹ,noʎ ǝןıɥʍ noʎ ǝdɐɹɐןןıɹob oʇ buıʇıɐʍ ʇsnظ ǝɹǝɥʇ sbuıɥʇ snouosıod pɐǝpun ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝɹns ʎʇʇǝɹd ɯ,ı ˙buıʌıן uǝʌǝ ʇou ǝqʎɐɯ ˙ɐıןɐɹʇsnɐ uı sǝʌıן pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı buıɥʇ snouosıod ǝןbuıs ʎɹǝʌǝ ʎןןɐɔıʇɔɐɹd ʞuıɥʇ ı

sıbǝɐɯɹɐ ʎq pǝʇsod ʎןןɐuıbıɹo
:ǝʇonb
ɹǝbboɹdɔɯsǝɯɐظ ʎq pǝʇsod ʎןןɐuıbıɹo
:ǝʇonb

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Fixed.
 

 

[Parall3l]

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:ǝʇonb      ​

 
Fixed.
 

LOL 

 

[alv4426]

what type of black magic is this?!?!? Is that a side effect of silver cables?
 
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:ǝʇonb      ​

 
Fixed.
 

 

 

[Parall3l]

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what type of black magic is this?!?!? Is that a side effect of silver cables? 
 

 
Nope, Australia is known as the up side down country sometimes, therefore the texts are up side down.  

 

[Armaegis]

And their toilet water circles in the other direction. This is voodoo people!

 

[deadlylover]

Forget the poisonous creatures and the reversed toilet water, it's the Drop Bears you need to watch out for.

 

[kiteki]

 
Drop bears are nothing, it's the Sydney funnel web spider with 1CM FANGS that I'm scared of, they don't only live in Sydney (above posters land) either, I met one in Victoria outside my house, OMG THE FANGS.
 
 
I think if I meet one again I'll try to catch it, and keep it as a pet, but you die in 7 minutes if it bites you right?
 

 

[kiteki]

They can fly, too:
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1301292/Has-worlds-deadliest-Funnel-web-spiders-Gloucester.html

 

[alv4426]

Yea screw it im staying in the states
 
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They can fly, too:
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1301292/Has-worlds-deadliest-Funnel-web-spiders-Gloucester.html

 

 

[kiteki]

 
Hey your signature says "Powered by Tacos" have you had dinner at Del Taco in Las Vegas? When I was there I was powered by bean and cheese burritos for $1.80 each I think it was Lol who says Vegas is expensive.
 

 

[JamesMcProgger]

In Tierra del Fuego, Chile, we eat those spiders for lunch.