[lextek]

Anybody a message therapist? Just wondering. My Brother-in-law is one and he's been divorced two times and he is living in our familyroom. Please shed some light.

 

[wallijonn]

Seinfeld.

also the episode of the girl with the manly hands.

 

[lextek]

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Originally posted by wallijonn Seinfeld. also the episode of the girl with the manly hands.

A true classic...

 

[kin3tix]

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Originally posted by lextek and he is living in our familyroom. Please shed some light.

oh, is this why you're selling him?

 

[lextek]

I want my home theater back. He slurps soup and coffee. I may hve to replace the cushions in chairs downstairs. Come on B.O.

 

[wallijonn]

well, that's 3 good reasons for a divorce. unmannered, unkempt, and unclean.

 

[grinch]

kill him and feed the body to pigs

 

[dokebi]

saw hannibal lately grinch?

 

[Old Pa]

Grinch; might there not be some unintended consquences to that?

Lextek: Ah yes, the difference between relatives and your nose or ass . . .

You can't pick your relatives . . .

 

[Budgie]

Show some mercy here, Grinch (for the pigs).

 

[Flasken]

Pretend you are in love with him, hit on him everyday till he freaks out and escapes.

 

[dokebi]

What if it backfires and he confesses his love too. lol

 

[Flasken]

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Originally posted by dokebi What if it backfires and he confesses his love too. lol

I wouldn't worry, with his reputation of running away from long-term relationships lextek will be single again in notime.

 

[bootman]

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Originally posted by lextek ...Please shed some light.

Too many happy endings?

 

[wallijonn]

hey, man, i had an inlaw that lived with me for over a year. i finally told him that he had two months to find a job or i was going to throw him out.

start going through the want ads. sit down with him. help him with his resume. take him to a used bookstore and pick up books on starting his own business (with the attendent tax forms, incorporation, insurance, etc), take him to places of business that matches his skill and talk to the owners, inquiring if they have job positions open. (have him visit health spas, hotels, new-age stores, etc). look up massages in the phone book. do it every day. mother him. eventually he'll get so fed up with you that he'll want to move out on his own.