Krispy Kreme is coming here to the Portland area very soon. I guess they aim to be the McDonald's of fast food donuts. Although I hardly ever eat any donuts, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for KK. The first real job I ever had, at 13, was selling Krispy Kreme donuts door-to-door in Virginia. Talk about a challenge. One of the things I had to deal with was occasionally being accosted by a gang of neighborhood toughs, who had varying degrees of success in robbing me of some of my merchandise.