well if you are going for an i-something naming, than it must be simple and strong, therefore:
iNOhiss or iHissNOT
if you want to make it more cool (like a not joke, who doesn't like em? am i right or am i right?):
iHissYouNOT
iNOhiss or iHissNOT
if you want to make it more cool (like a not joke, who doesn't like em? am i right or am i right?):
iHissYouNOT