How to grow mustache?

[plainsong]

Duggeh is that guy in the white van who can get you some Jjjjjjecklin Floats for a good price.

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Originally Posted by ap3rtis oh, I don't know, Einstein.

Contrary just for the sake of being contrary. How about pick someone from this decade?

 

[braillediver]

Is he old enough to smoke?


Mitch

 

[Aman]

You can smoke at any age. Buying cigs - that's another question altogether

By the way, I come from the hippest place in the world, so I would know this: Mustaches are lame, ugly, and annoying.

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by Aman By the way, I come from the hippest place in the world, so I would know this: Mustaches are lame, ugly, and annoying.

Now that people know you're against em, they're all gonna want moustaches. Hell, I'm taping one on as we speak!

 

[Fitz]

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Originally Posted by Duggeh Use tape and a pen.

Do not let this man near your children.

 

[Zanth]

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Originally Posted by plainsong Please do the world a favor and don't try to grow a mustache. Those things are the height of lame. Ever see anyone with an IQ above 50 that had just a mustache? Reminds me of a line from a Dilbert comic strip when he was pulled over, "And frankly those mustaches don't make you look any more intelligent." It's funny cuz it's true. Now mustaches with beards or variations thereof are something different, but just the stache?? Yuck, just get a mullet and be done with it. So don't worry about it.

My father has a mustache and has had one since I was a young boy. My father is an ornithologist and when he was tested in middle school, his IQ was 142.

 

[tjkurita]

What's wrong with moustaches? It's almost as if you people fear the moustache...

You should fear the moustache. It is coming to destroy you.

I am asian and I have facial hair, but it's mostly because I am lazy about shaving and my job does not require a smooth face.

I believe Jeff Wong is another Asian on Head-fi w/ facial hair.

The best advice I can give is not to shave. If you don't shave for a week or so and nothing happens you might be out of luck.

If it does grow it's just a matter of trimming it to size and shape.

 

[Oistrakh]

go through puberty first

 

[plainsong]

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Originally Posted by Zanth My father has a mustache and has had one since I was a young boy. My father is an ornithologist and when he was tested in middle school, his IQ was 142.

Uh-huh, you know how they do those scores? They base it on a percentile of scores of people who took the test at that time. So apparently they all had the mustache disorder.

I know you did this whole passive-aggressive post to see what I'd say, or to somehow make me foolish that I believe mustaches are lame. But sorry, it doesn't work. Mustaches are still lame. If you like that 70's **** look, then have at, just know everyone is laughing at you behind your back.

 

[afobisme]

actually i've seen many asians with mustaches.

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by Oistrakh go through puberty first

Pot calling the kettle?

Some people don't grow much facial hair, even after/during puberty.

 

[JahJahBinks]

Well, I was talking about Asians in their 20s.

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by JahJahBinks Well, I was talking about Asians in their 20s.

Like I said before, It depends. Not just asians either, I've seen folks of all races who couldn't grow much hair.

 

[JahJahBinks]

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Originally Posted by Shpoon There's a general "Asian's want facial hair and arm hair" outcry, as well as the "death to the bigot who published the Asian's have small "parts" study". AFAIK

That reminds me the drivers who are going to the small penis convention.

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by JahJahBinks That reminds me the drivers who are going to the small penis convention.

They'll never make it...