Tuberoller
Divorced an Orpheus to keep his wife.
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Todd,
You are the man and your expertise is widely known to be vast and abundant. I have many questions but wish to only burden you with those few worthy of your great knowledge and understanding.
How do you clean organic matter,specifically hardened,green,crusty boogers from the surface of a record? I'm afraid that using liquid cleaners will simply re-hydrate the dried booger,causing it to streak across the record surface,which will force me to dispose of this record due to my great disgust with boogers. I don't want to use my record cleaning machine because I don't want booger matter on my cleaning tubes. I also don't want to hand scrub this very large booger. This booger is the largest I've ever seen,stretching across three tracks on side one and bulging the record sleeve when placed in the jacket. I hope the picture this booger paints in your mind is not harmful to you or your family. I suffer from flemephobia and I hate to burden you with my mental shortcomings but I am perplexed.
Is there a special stylus that might play boogers? Will playing boogers throw off my table's adjustments? Should I just scrape the booger off with my fingernail, risking getting boogers underneath my nails and scratching the record? How do boogers specifically effect dynamics and low-level detail? I'm so nervous here Todd,I don't want to blow my speakers or damage my stylus when the booger comes by on the record at the blazing speed of 33 1/3 rpms.
I really love Sing Along with Big Bird and really want to save this precious recording to pass along to my kids as my father recently passed it on to me,with my own juvenile boogers on it. Please help me Todd. I will patiently await your wisdom.
You are the man and your expertise is widely known to be vast and abundant. I have many questions but wish to only burden you with those few worthy of your great knowledge and understanding.
How do you clean organic matter,specifically hardened,green,crusty boogers from the surface of a record? I'm afraid that using liquid cleaners will simply re-hydrate the dried booger,causing it to streak across the record surface,which will force me to dispose of this record due to my great disgust with boogers. I don't want to use my record cleaning machine because I don't want booger matter on my cleaning tubes. I also don't want to hand scrub this very large booger. This booger is the largest I've ever seen,stretching across three tracks on side one and bulging the record sleeve when placed in the jacket. I hope the picture this booger paints in your mind is not harmful to you or your family. I suffer from flemephobia and I hate to burden you with my mental shortcomings but I am perplexed.
Is there a special stylus that might play boogers? Will playing boogers throw off my table's adjustments? Should I just scrape the booger off with my fingernail, risking getting boogers underneath my nails and scratching the record? How do boogers specifically effect dynamics and low-level detail? I'm so nervous here Todd,I don't want to blow my speakers or damage my stylus when the booger comes by on the record at the blazing speed of 33 1/3 rpms.
I really love Sing Along with Big Bird and really want to save this precious recording to pass along to my kids as my father recently passed it on to me,with my own juvenile boogers on it. Please help me Todd. I will patiently await your wisdom.