I had a pretty awesome speaker set up when I was in college.
One night during senior scramble, I was about three sheets in the wind down at the local pub, when a co-ed that had never looked at me twice in 4 years came up and started talking to me. Well, me being pretty smoked at the time I was actually pretty personable, and we ended up getting into her Saab 9-3 and heading back to my apartment.
We made a few drinks out in the living room, and I felt the whole place start to spin. The last thing I remember is "Man, this naugahide couch sure has seen a lot of weird stuff in 3+ years!"
I woke up, and my Carver receiver, Nakamichi tape deck, and Cerwin Vega speakers were all gone.
Why? Why?
I still wonder once in a while, but now I never worry, because I can actually fit all my headphones and headphone amps in my wall safe. I'll never be taken advantage of (or slipped a Mickey Finn) again - my two Rhodesian Ridgebacks won't let anyone walk away with as much as a Q-tip.