Just an update. The Dremel worked perfectly if my goal had been to shoot tiny pieces of bar solder about at very high speeds. Unfortunately, that wasn't what I was after. But just for future reference, in case anyone is looking to do that, it works exceptionally well. If you'd like to know the exact wheel attachment number let me know.
Bolt cutters. I can try that. I was looking for something a little more precise though. Like I said, I've got a mini-pot. I think I need mini-pieces.
Speaking of bolt cutters... The hardware store around the corner rents out their bolt cutters for $5. I always thought that was odd. Like they were encouraging the cheap thief trade. I asked them to reconsider. They said no.
An edit: God, I love Amazon Prime. 18 inch bolt cutters delivered this Saturday. Even better, next day delivery of a 100lb drill press, $3.99. The FedEx guy is going to hate me but I don't care. He's kind of fat and look like he needs a bit more exercise.