Shizelbs
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The theater experience sucks. At home I can eat what I want, piss when I want, play it as loud as I want, watch the nudie scenes as many times as I want, get far better sound quality, sit in a comfortable stain-free couch, wear my dumpy sweats, make smart assed comments that the whole audience laughs at (just me), and have access to a full bar that never stops serving you.
Or I can drive to the theater and watch teenagers text message on their cell phones and peel my shoes off the floor when its time to leave.
Time to adapt to the future and quit pressing the past Hollywood.
Or I can drive to the theater and watch teenagers text message on their cell phones and peel my shoes off the floor when its time to leave.
Time to adapt to the future and quit pressing the past Hollywood.