![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
If I go by reading and theorizing, I have it on very good authority that all these players from $199 and up have frequency responses that are identical to all intents and purposes, noise floors that are inaudible (otherwise you have nothing lose from changing up to some earphones that are less voltage sensitive, high impedance and hence less amp dependent), distortion levels that are inaudible, and books from learned scholars stacked from floor to ceiling agreeing that when these conditions are all satisfied, all players sound the same, also, jitter is reclocked out of existence even in a $5 DAC and is never audible. When I feel like abiding by their teachings, I plug my $9.99 single driver Philips SHE3580 IEMs (that still measure with less distortion than many kilobuck offerings today) into my $199 M300 and go away happy that I'm hearing the same things as on the R8 II. Then I load my own custom correction + spatialization convolver onto the M300 to get a leg up even on that and smile at audiophiles across the street lugging a bomb squad's worth of equipment smugly in the knowledge that my sleeper set sounds better than anything they can throw out. And I can play Candy Crush at the same time as I play any music and can listen to both at the same time because the M300 uses a standard resampling software architecture (albeit clocked up to 192kHz)--which again has inaudible impact on sound quality, according to housefuls of scholarly tomes.
So of course everyone's going to get buyer's remorse buying the R8II when they could have just bought the M300. And if they bought the Xoe in a bundle for $9 extra I have customization convolvers and other software for it waiting for them to make their $208.99 bundle sound better than anything money can buy on the market, just like my personal M300 and $9.99 Philips SHE3580.
When I feel especially like rubbing it in their faces, I take a $10 TWS Bluetooth set off Walmart, put each side into my ear coupler to measure their FR, then press a button to generate a custom convolver to even out any channel imbalance (we can be talking 10dB for these cheap sets) as well as nail them to the Harman target, as well as apply my vaunted spatialization convolver to the mix. I like to see audiophiles' faces melt into a puddle when they put these on connected to my $199 Xiaomi phone running Viper4Android and can't help but agree that they sound worse than anything they've heard, except they also sound better than anything they've heard once I flick the On switch on Viper4Android.
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)
![Clapping hands: light skin tone :clap_tone1: 👏🏻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f-1f3fb.png)