Help me name my kid (named)
Nov 29, 2022 at 2:50 PM Post #61 of 158
Maybe I can get Zach to deliver the baby... and give me a discount on an Atrium.

A discount on a baby delivered in the atrium. I understand you're probably not yourself right now :p
 
Nov 29, 2022 at 2:55 PM Post #62 of 158
I get no respect!
 
Nov 29, 2022 at 2:56 PM Post #63 of 158
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Nov 29, 2022 at 2:59 PM Post #64 of 158
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Dec 8, 2022 at 11:37 PM Post #65 of 158
So what was the final verdict? "Denver?"
 
Dec 9, 2022 at 6:34 AM Post #66 of 158
The results are still inconclusive. She hasn't liked anything better than Luca...
 
Dec 11, 2022 at 3:04 AM Post #67 of 158
The results are still inconclusive. She hasn't liked anything better than Luca...

Ok, start playing this repeatedly. I can guarantee within a few hours she will be so sick of that name she'll threaten to bust up your hifi rig.

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Dec 11, 2022 at 11:04 PM Post #69 of 158
Jan 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM Post #70 of 158
I saw an option with the name Dorian, and first of all, I thought about the hero of Dragon Age 3, and not about the major scale... Now I began to doubt whether I really have the right to be called a musician. And I'm definitely not a gamer, but you can't beat this association. By the way, how is Luca? :) I knew one little boy with that name, he got into the family of my neighbors through the fosterplus.org program. I didn't see anything biblical in him, but I still wonder how many times during his 8 years he heard grannies wailing in churches. If Luka is your option, do everything to keep him from old church ladies!
 
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Jan 6, 2023 at 11:47 AM Post #71 of 158
My wife still insists on Luca. I told her I'm fine leaving the hospital with a nameless baby, if that's the case.
 
Jan 6, 2023 at 11:50 AM Post #72 of 158
Conundrum, the Nameless Child.
 
Jan 6, 2023 at 12:18 PM Post #73 of 158
Conundrum, the Nameless Child.
I don't think she'll let me name him Conundrum.

Also, I can't foresee ever hearing the words, "Conundrum, do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded spouse?"
 
Jan 6, 2023 at 12:34 PM Post #74 of 158
I don't think she'll let me name him Conundrum.

Also, I can't foresee ever hearing the words, "Conundrum, do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded spouse?"
Read that line back, but this time with an english-fantasy voice. Like a powerful wizard is saying it.
They're in a stone circle atop a windy hill, pale golden sunlight falls weakly, the sun partly obscured by ragged, gently rolling grey clouds.
Her wild red locks blow free in the air, her proud chin held high. As the words are spoken, Conundrum turns his head and smiles out from his wise eyes at his father (that's you).
There's a power in the moment, a magic all around. It is the proudest moment of your life. Now your heir will inherit all of Msing539-ingtonshire.
The wizard speaks into your mind... "As foreseen."
 
Jan 6, 2023 at 12:43 PM Post #75 of 158
Read that line back, but this time with an english-fantasy voice. Like a powerful wizard is saying it.
They're in a stone circle atop a windy hill, pale golden sunlight falls weakly, the sun partly obscured by ragged, gently rolling grey clouds.
Her wild red locks blow free in the air, her proud chin held high. As the words are spoken, Conundrum turns his head and smiles out from his wise eyes at his father (that's you).
There's a power in the moment, a magic all around. It is the proudest moment of your life. Now your heir will inherit all of Msing539-ingtonshire.
The wizard speaks into your mind... "As foreseen."
BAHAHAHAHA
 

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