So who will be the owner of the luckiest HD800 on earth?
(which henceforth shall be known as 'lucky'
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(which henceforth shall be known as 'lucky'

That's sort of like almost skipping to the end-game without the adventure of discovery.
But it's still a valid point.
Although, the OP did say he's not really an audiophile....
In this case though I would agree - get the economical source equipment, fix up the headphone and enjoy near-perfect sound for the rest of your life for less than $500.