[Sambones]

So, I'm selling one of my headphones, and I'm now waiting payment. I sit down at the computer to check my paypal, and they're sitting a few feet away. I innocently pick them up, and -- GAH! It's like going for one last date before you break up, it's just not a good idea.

 

[Carthage]

It would help all of us if you told us what headphones, so we too can pretend to give it a listen.

 

[Sambones]

They're a vintage model, so most people would never have heard of them, let alone own a pair. So, pretend you would be doing.
 
The upshot is that now I know for sure that I'm the kind of guy who would think the world of the AKG K70x