Samgotit
Headphoneus Supremus
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'Cause those shipping companies all bring me stuff that otherwise would take days to go get myself!
When one of these companies looses your dorky cellphone; or laptop; or woot t-shirt; or your coolio, anodized stick of memory; or your luscious, tight Under Armour; or your Juiceman Juicer; or your dweeb video game; or your Amazon GBD (that's gold box deal, btw); or your putzy laser pointer, IT IS NOT TEOTWAWKI! Stop acting like homo provincialist weenies. So what? you're crap went missing. There are 90 trillion people on the planet earth, some of them cover their genitals with gourds. You're lost package means squat in the big picture. No one cares. Stop posting on the internet about it. Why not take a minute and post something interesting, something more personal? Where were you on 9/11? I was in San Antonio. I flew out back to New Orleans the day the flight restriction was lifted. The airline was Southwest. The pilot ----VERY SOMBERLY--- thanked us for flying. The pilot ===VERY FESTIVELY+++ then told us drinks were on southwest! Only ~25 people were on that 737.
Crazy day. I watched the second plane hit on a bank of 9 plasma TVs, mounted 3x3, at a trade show.
When one of these companies looses your dorky cellphone; or laptop; or woot t-shirt; or your coolio, anodized stick of memory; or your luscious, tight Under Armour; or your Juiceman Juicer; or your dweeb video game; or your Amazon GBD (that's gold box deal, btw); or your putzy laser pointer, IT IS NOT TEOTWAWKI! Stop acting like homo provincialist weenies. So what? you're crap went missing. There are 90 trillion people on the planet earth, some of them cover their genitals with gourds. You're lost package means squat in the big picture. No one cares. Stop posting on the internet about it. Why not take a minute and post something interesting, something more personal? Where were you on 9/11? I was in San Antonio. I flew out back to New Orleans the day the flight restriction was lifted. The airline was Southwest. The pilot ----VERY SOMBERLY--- thanked us for flying. The pilot ===VERY FESTIVELY+++ then told us drinks were on southwest! Only ~25 people were on that 737.
Crazy day. I watched the second plane hit on a bank of 9 plasma TVs, mounted 3x3, at a trade show.