Dyson Zone headphone (now this one seems...interesting)...
Mar 30, 2022 at 3:35 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 16

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Mar 30, 2022 at 3:43 AM Post #2 of 16
Was just about to post this one.
I'm leaning more towards 'medieval torture device' than 'wearable of the future' from a glance.

It just seems like an excessive amount of points-of-failure.
Also it's a headphone.... that literally makes noise with moving parts and blowing air. It's a bit of an oxymoron.
The ANC must be designed specifically for this and more, but what happens when old motors start whirring etc etc.
I'm extremely skeptical.
 
Mar 30, 2022 at 4:09 AM Post #3 of 16
Was just about to post this one.
I'm leaning more towards 'medieval torture device' than 'wearable of the future' from a glance.
Yeah, at first glance, I also had these "SAW1" vibes :D

It's different enough to be interesting, though. The design is like a breath of fresh air. Enough with the puns, already.
 
Mar 30, 2022 at 10:10 AM Post #7 of 16
This has got to be an early April fools joke? 😂
 
Mar 30, 2022 at 4:05 PM Post #8 of 16
Mar 30, 2022 at 8:11 PM Post #10 of 16
Nose cancelling!? 🤔
 
Mar 30, 2022 at 9:29 PM Post #11 of 16
What could I invent maybe headphones with a reading light? Self defense headphones?
 
Mar 30, 2022 at 11:13 PM Post #12 of 16
A)…the SQ will leave you gasping…B) like Dyson’s major product line, it will suck…C) who nose…?
 
Apr 1, 2022 at 2:39 AM Post #14 of 16
I was all set to buy a pair of these. But, I checked extensively and there is no crevice tool, no upholstery brush, and no extension wand. So basically useless.

Pffffft. FAIL
 
Apr 1, 2022 at 3:15 AM Post #15 of 16
I was all set to buy a pair of these. But, I checked extensively and there is no crevice tool, no upholstery brush, and no extension wand. So basically useless.

Pffffft. FAIL
Leaked documentation from the user guide:

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