DLeeWebb Breaks 65,000 posts - Daylight Still Second
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Sep 27, 2017 at 10:45 AM Post #962 of 1,051
A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate"!

After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
 
Sep 28, 2017 at 9:12 AM Post #963 of 1,051
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