could bruce lee actually be able to do this?!?

Nov 26, 2008 at 6:44 PM Post #31 of 54
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Bruce Lee created Earth.



Bruce Lee wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
 
Nov 26, 2008 at 6:56 PM Post #32 of 54
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It's not Bruce Lee, certainly. But I'm fairly sure the action is real.


My bet would be that it's old Bruce Lee nunchuck practice footage merged into the table tennis footage with a CG ball. I'm not sure that it's even physically possible to be precise enough with a pair of nunchucks to do that sort of thing.
 
Nov 26, 2008 at 6:58 PM Post #33 of 54
Bruce Lee gave us kung-fu. Chuck Norris gave us Total Gym™.
 
Nov 26, 2008 at 7:03 PM Post #34 of 54
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Originally Posted by analogbox /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Bruce Lee gave us kung-fu. Chuck Norris gave us Total Gym™.


*LMAO*

Because Bruce Lee didnt have balls to do it.
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YouTube - Chuck Norris' Workout - Total Gym
 
Nov 26, 2008 at 7:10 PM Post #35 of 54
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Originally Posted by MaZa /img/forum/go_quote.gif
*LMAO*

Because Bruce Lee didnt have balls to do it.
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YouTube - Chuck Norris' Workout - Total Gym



Word is that Bruce Lee has one in his tomb just for kicks. Chuck Norris gave it to him as a Christmas present.
 
Nov 26, 2008 at 7:48 PM Post #36 of 54
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Originally Posted by MaZa /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Bah! When Chuck Norris does a push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.


This is of course true, but no more true than when you or I do pushups. Equal and opposite reaction.
 
Nov 26, 2008 at 7:57 PM Post #37 of 54
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Originally Posted by Sherwood /img/forum/go_quote.gif
This is of course true, but no more true than when you or I do pushups. Equal and opposite reaction.




You probaply are not aware of the facts about Chuck Norris?
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Nov 26, 2008 at 8:20 PM Post #40 of 54
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Originally Posted by MaZa /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Chuck isnt as man as I thought...


Bruce>Chuck. When Bruce does pushups, the Earth doesn't dare push back.
 
Nov 26, 2008 at 10:08 PM Post #41 of 54
Without Foley artists, Bruce Lee is about as tough as a stack of comic books.

shhht. ffftt. hiyaaaa. phttttt. wackkk. ttthutt.

In order of Can-o-Wup ass opening ability:
Samgotit >>> Jack Bauer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Norris > Annette Bening > Lee
 
Nov 27, 2008 at 2:50 AM Post #44 of 54
This thread delivers with ferocity almost equal to that of Lee's. But not.
 
Nov 27, 2008 at 3:33 AM Post #45 of 54
Having another look at the video, the handheld camera work appears to me to be too deliberately made to look like it's an amateur video. The constant changes of angle give it away IMO.
 

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