[oqvist]

Sorry!
 
I wish for a #1 podium in P2 class at Lemans 24H this year!

 

[dudlew]

Sorry!


 


I wish for a #1 podium in P2 class at Lemans 24H this year!

 



Wish granted, but you get the actual physical podium that #1 stood on, which wont be you

I wish that pizza was the most nutritious food known to mankind

 

[FumblingFoo]

Wish granted, but Montezuma gets his revenge on you for eating said pizzas.
 
I wish that I could make it to one of the CanJam events.
 
 
Edit:

 

  Wish granted, but a critical systems error due to cheap quality solid state technology leaves you stranded in space for a week with a backed-up toilet.
 
I wish that I was a genius.

Holy Shiet that's Funny!!!

 
He he thx .

 

[TwinQY]

​Wish granted, but you end up getting retinal damage from one of the Hawaiian T-shirts that Tyll wore that day.

 

[FumblingFoo]

  ​Wish granted, but you end up getting retinal damage from one of the Hawaiian T-shirts that Tyll wore that day.

 
Lol, hehe . What's your wish?

 

[TwinQY]

​I wish that my hostile takeover of the Homeowner's Assocation goes off without a hitch, so that I can finally fulfill my dream of having a moat full of hippos.

 

[FumblingFoo]

Wish granted, but you end up having to go into a long court battle because one of the hippos attack a passer by.
 
I wish that I had broadband landline-based internet out here in rural Mississippi.

 

[pofdstudios]

  Wish granted, but you end up having to go into a long court battle because one of the hippos attack a passer by.
 
I wish that I had broadband landline-based internet out here in rural Mississippi.

Ok Wish granted but your electricity goes out while surfing lesbian nazi midget porn.
 
I wish could bed Charlize Theron

 

[dudlew]

Ok Wish granted but your electricity goes out while surfing lesbian nazi midget porn.
 
I wish could bed Charlize Theron

 


Wish granted, but after the satisfying deed you learn it was a male transvestite look alike stand in and that he drugged and raped you without your knowledge.

I wish there was a Caribbean Can-Jam

 

[FumblingFoo]

Wish granted, but you lose a pair of your favorite headphones at the event.
 
I wish that Terminator 6 would come out this year.

 

[pofdstudios]

  Wish granted, but you lose a pair of your favorite headphones at the event.
 
I wish that Terminator 6 would come out this year.

Wish granted but Arnold dies before filming and they get Donald Trump to replace him as the Trumpinator.
 
Wish I could afford really nice audio equipment

 

[dudlew]

Wish granted but Arnold dies before filming and they get Donald Trump to replace him as the Trumpinator.
 
Wish I could afford really nice audio equipment

 


Wish Granted, but you end up with an ear infection that takes away your abiltiy to hear frequencies lower than 200hz and higher than 6khz

I wish no visas were required to visit any country on the planet

 

[serman005]

Wish granted, but it will take four hours to get through passport control on your next trip to Beijing.
 
I wish I could play in Pat Metheny's band.

 

[dudlew]

Wish granted, but it will take four hours to get through passport control on your next trip to Beijing.


 


I wish I could play in Pat Metheny's band.

 
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Wish Granted. You practice with them and all goes well, but as its time to go on stage for a live performance or to record the final take in the studio, you contract diarrhea and spend the session in the bathroom

I wish Import Duties and taxes were reversed and the Government paid us to import products and goods

 

[FumblingFoo]

Wish Granted. You practice with them and all goes well, but as its time to go on stage for a live performance or to record the final take in the studio, you contract diarrhea and spend the session in the bathroom

I wish Import Duties and taxes were reversed and the Government paid us to import products and goods

 
Wish granted, but for the government to afford such a program, income tax is raised by 30%.
 
I wish that I had a genie in a bottle.