Corona to Head-Fi: 'DROP DEAD' - Corona Declares War Against Us All
May 24, 2008 at 7:04 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 64

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I found this advertisement while strolling about after dinner.

It is clear that this is yet another marketing effort by Corona to scare and intimidate Head-Fiers. We will not stand for this Anti-HiFi propaganda.

Effective Immediately: Any Head-Fier caught drinking Corona will be subject to flogging.

Good day.
 
May 24, 2008 at 12:52 PM Post #2 of 64
Truth in advertising for Corona beer would go something like this:

"After consuming a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, our beer craftsmen pee into our trademark bottles. Then we water it down with the finest Mexican tap water. Enjoy."
 
May 24, 2008 at 2:08 PM Post #5 of 64
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Originally Posted by markl /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Truth in advertising for Corona beer would go something like this:

"After consuming a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, our beer craftsmen pee into our trademark bottles. Then we water it down with the finest Mexican tap water. Enjoy."



Yeah, bad beer and far too expensive.
 
May 24, 2008 at 2:20 PM Post #6 of 64
Founder Team Civility-Fi , suggesting flogging the impressionable advertisement reading newbies ?

I love the humor and imagery...LMAO
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May 24, 2008 at 2:31 PM Post #8 of 64
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Originally Posted by FeedMeTrance /img/forum/go_quote.gif
i loooove corona!


"That's a floggin"

Ahhh...Spring, the season when Audiophiles go off to war...

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May 24, 2008 at 3:15 PM Post #9 of 64
I don't see how anyone can say that Corona tastes bad, it just taste.... close to nothing? Still, on a real hot day after working in the garden I prefer an icecold Corona to a Belgian beer. The Belgian beer gets the nod all the other days though.
 
May 24, 2008 at 5:49 PM Post #14 of 64
A Mexican friend told me "Corona is proof that if you put a lime in it, a gringo will drink anything."
 
May 24, 2008 at 6:01 PM Post #15 of 64
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Originally Posted by omegaman /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Yeah, you need to put the lime in to disguise the taste !!!!!!!!!


What taste? I thought the lime was required so that you wouldn't mistake it for tap water.
 

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