I'm a Mac-n'-Cheese lover... or was before I started cutting back on carbs. A couple of years ago, at CanJam @ RMAF 2013, I saw the Lobster Mac-n'-Cheese on the hotel restaurant's menu and decided to try it. I figured that I like Mac-n'-Cheese, and I like lobster, what could go wrong? It's like one of the worst things I've ever eaten (and I've tried all kinds of crazy things like brain and such mind you). I can't quite describe the flavor, but it's akin to how I imagine what a plate of hot toes and ass would taste like. I gave up after a few bites... horrified at how wrong Mac-n'-Cheese can get.
Last year, we're all sitting down at dinner the night before the show (I think?). BearFNF had gotten into town a little later I believe, and he hadn't eaten yet as we were all planning to dine together. So as you can imagine, he was pretty hungry. BTW, a whole bunch of us have become good friends from multiple CanJams over the years, so we all look forward to each others' company as well as the show itself. It's like a reunion for us. Neither here nor there, but I just wanted to explain why it was important that we all ate together. Anyway, there were a lot of us at a long table and he was pretty far away from me. I wasn't paying attention to what he ordered, and guess what he got. Hot toes and ass. Sorry, I meant Lobster Mac-n'-Cheese.
When it finally came, and he dug into it hungrily, he discovered what I discovered the year before... hot toes and ass. I think a few people around him sampled it to confirm the semblance to hot toes and ass. It was a tragic moment to be sure... but the looks on peoples faces as they confirmed the hot toes and ass sentiment was rather comical. BearFNF wound up ordering a pizza from outside the hotel (the kitchen was closing down by then). Ironically, the pizza ended up tasting better than what most of us ordered.
I also discovered that night that I have come to develop a specific gag reflex associated with Lobster Mac-n'-Cheese. Actually, we don't need to go there.
But my overall point is, for your sake, and mine, and for the good of all mankind - don't order the Lobster Mac-n'-Cheese.