I love living in Chicago cause we don't have any of these aliens around us..
I seen a few live black widows make it in Grape cartons when I used to work in the produce section of a grocery store, amazed me the spiders could live threw such cold temp's for so long. when I would see one I would catch it and bring it to the manager so they could send a email to the entire company warning other stores Black widows where found. then the questions and answer games would begin with corporate and me asking where, when, who, etc was there..like I planted the SOB.
I also used to find lots of live frogs in the celery box's, my friends at work actually still have a few of them alive.
anyhow..
when I was in Florida I was drinking a coffee at night by the local Starbucks when a black beetle looking thing with this big single horn on its head started chasing me. he was not that fast but I think he wanted to kill my shoes cause he kept running after them (in beetle speed, not fast)..
he would not give it up for a good 30 mins or so, he stopped when i tried to give him a smoke by sticking a lit one on his horn..don't think he like Marlboro's.
I have a nice scar now...
