Could you define slowness for me. I've seen it used in two ways, one of which is clearly wrong.
1. Headphones that have a tipped up treble response and reduced bass as seen to be "fast." Headphones that have a tipped up bass response and reduced treble as seen to be "slow." This may be how people perceive headphones, but it's not an accurate measure of speed. My experience with the LCD2 made me think it sounded a little slow, but that's only because I felt the treble was a little less than what I thought it need to be "flat." Obviously the LCD2 is a fast headphone.
2. You are talking about a headphone's quickness as far as responding to changes in the original signal from the source. If a headphone really is slow, that means it's not going to be able to reproduce that signal and something is going to be added (e.g. distortion).
I've yet to see any headphone (above $20) that was so slow that it couldn't reproduce the signal that was being sent to it. Other than the example of "perfect distortion" in Tyll's measurements, can you point out a headphone that is so slow it can't reproduce the signal being sent to it? Keep in mind that the FR can be different. We are just talking about speed.
As for the Qualia, a number of people at CanJam (me included) fell vindicated when we saw those measurements (right after Tyll measured) because our subjective evaluations matched what those measurements insinuate.
And people wonder why most every division of Sony is in the red!