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Originally Posted by igor21000 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
pet peeve #1: people saying they don't need to wash their hands after #1, cuz their schlong is cleaaaannn!! ...just wash ur freakin hands!
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Originally Posted by boomana /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Just think about how many times you shook hands casually with someone, and the guy hadn't washed his hands since his first shower (hopefully he had at least that) that morning. This is definitely a pet peeve.
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Ok, fine... while I'll accept these as pet peeves, I don't understand the logic.
Urine is sterile, and my Pee-Pee is as clean or dirty as my toes, elbows, or either one of my non-symmetrical nipples. I touch all of the aforementioned parts of my body, some more than others, during the course of a day: what's the difference other than the irrational --- "Ohhh gross, he's getting Pee-Pee oil and Pee-Pee germs all over me" --- fear. Even if urine wasn't sterile, it's not like we play "redirect the stream" with our hands every time we go. That kind of horse play is for camping trips.
If I'm using a public bathroom that ain't
hands free it's straight out the door, past the sinks, I go. Public Bathrooms are filthy outhouses lined with a thin fecal wall treatment; they're disgusting way beyond any
normal hand to Pee-Pee contact.
But I do respect your opinions, and hope one day to give you both a firm hand shake after I've been drinking beer for eight hours.
If you take away anything from this post, and I hope you do, it should be to avoid shaking hands with male campers.