^ All of that sounds delicious, and I try not to think too hard about what it's doing to my heart. Probably should start, though. Just ordered some IEMs and will hopefully be able to get a Sansa Clip Zip or something like that to go with them. Then I can start running and exercising and stuff. Of course I could have done that before, anyway, but it's no fun without a soundtrack.
It'd be hard to give up bacon, though. Mmmmm. Bacon. And fake maple syrup (which is just corn syrup with a little maple flavoring). A pairing made in heaven, which is where everybody who eats too much of it will be going a little sooner than they bargained for.