[Meyvn]

Love is patient,
love is kind.
It does not envy,
it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude,
it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Love never fails.

 

[Jahn]

Dude is patient,
Dude is kind.
Dude does not envy,
Dude does not boast,
Dude is not proud.
Dude is not rude,
Dude is not self-seeking,
Dude is not easily angered,
Dude keeps no record of wrongs.
Dude does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
Dude always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Dude never fails.

 

[camille]

ah 1 Corinthians 13...

Koss is patient,
Koss is kind.
Koss does not envy,
Koss does not boast,
Koss is not proud.
Koss is not rude,
Koss is not self-seeking,
Koss is not easily angered,
Koss keeps no record of wrongs.
Koss does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
Koss always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Koss never fails.

a little headphone flavour there

 

[Thaddy]

Tyll is patient,
Tyll is kind.
Tyll does not envy,
Tyll does not boast,
Tyll is not proud.
Tyll is not rude,
Tyll is not self-seeking,
Tyll is not easily angered,
Tyll keeps no record of wrongs.
Tyll does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
Tyll always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Tyll never fails.

 

[blessingx]

Happy Fun Ball is not patient,
Happy Fun Ball is not kind.
Happy Fun Ball does envy,
Happy Fun Ball does boast,
Happy Fun Ball is proud.
Happy Fun Ball is rude,
Happy Fun Ball is self-seeking,
Happy Fun Ball is easily angered,
Happy Fun Ball keeps records of wrongs.
Happy Fun Ball delights in evil,
not rejoices with the truth.
Happy Fun Ball comes with no protection,
never trusts,
never hopes,
always perseveres.
Happy Fun Ball never fails.

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

 

[Aman]

Aman is patient,
Aman is kind.
Aman does not envy,
Aman does not boast,
Aman is not proud.
Aman is not rude,
Aman is not self-seeking,
Aman is not easily angered,
Aman keeps no record of wrongs.
Aman does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
Aman always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Aman never fails.

 

[F1GTR]

Red Balloon is patient,
Red Balloon is kind.
Red Balloon does not envy,
Red Balloon does not boast,
Red Balloon is not proud.
Red Balloon is not rude,
Red Balloon is not self-seeking,
Red Balloon IS easily angered,
Red Balloon keeps no record of wrongs.
Red Balloon does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
Red Balloon always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Red Balloon never fails.

 

[Uncle Erik]

What is patient,
What is kind?
What does not envy,
What does not boast,
What is not proud?
What is not rude,
What is not self-seeking,
What is not easily angered,
What keeps no record of wrongs?
What does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth?
What always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres?
What never fails?

 

[beerguy0]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Erik What is patient, What is kind? What does not envy, What does not boast, What is not proud? What is not rude, What is not self-seeking, What is not easily angered, What keeps no record of wrongs? What does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth? What always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres? What never fails?

I give up, what?

I like this version best.

 

[PinkFloyd]

Spam fritter is patient,
Spam fritter is kind.
Spam fritter does not envy,
Spam fritter does not boast,
Spam fritter is not proud.
Spam fritter is not rude,
Spam fritter is not self-seeking,
Spam fritter is not easily angered,
Spam fritter keeps no record of wrongs.
Spam fritter does not delight in evil
Spam fritter rejoices with the truth.
Spam fritter always protects,
Spam fritter is tasty too.
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Spam fritter never fails.

Hail the mighty Spam Fritter! (to the top right of the picture)

 

[cosmopragma]

Love is patient,
love is not rude ........

....... even in the face of guys making fun of one of the most wonderful poems ever.

I'm not christian, in fact far from it.
These words are appealing even to an european infidel like me.

Seems I'm in a minority position here.
Oh well, I'm used to it.

 

[Born2bwire]

Hate's a four letter word too.

 

[VicAjax]

Flying Spaghetti Monster is patient,
Flying Spaghetti Monster is kind.
Flying Spaghetti Monster does not envy,
Flying Spaghetti Monster does not boast,
Flying Spaghetti Monster is not proud.
Flying Spaghetti Monster is not rude,
Flying Spaghetti Monster is not self-seeking,
Flying Spaghetti Monster is not easily angered,
Flying Spaghetti Monster keeps no record of wrongs.
Flying Spaghetti Monster does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
Flying Spaghetti Monster always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Flying Spaghetti Monster never fails.

WWFSMD?

 

[Jahn]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle Erik What is patient, What is kind? What does not envy, What does not boast, What is not proud? What is not rude, What is not self-seeking, What is not easily angered, What keeps no record of wrongs? What does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth? What always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres? What never fails?

uh...Love?

 

[K2Grey]

Scientology is patient,
scientology is not kind.
It does envy,
it does boast,
it is proud.
It is rude,
it is self-seeking,
it is easily angered,
it keeps many records of wrongs.
Scientology delights in evil
but does not rejoice with the truth.
It must be protected from,
deludes to trust,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Scientology sometimes fails.

There, the thread is now dead.