Afternoon everyone! We're very excited about returning to Denver next week and meeting everyone (and a little bit sad that we can't enter the SHaG - what a prize pool!).
Totally looking forward to seeing you guys again! @HiFiGuy528 will be stuck behind the Woo tables most of the time. We can go visit him, and taunt him about not being able to leave the table, lol.
Just purchased 3-day pass. Last year's Canjam was my baptismal experience with all things Head-fi, so definitely looking forward to this year's show. I had no idea what I was doing last year, wandering aimlessly from one strange rig to the next, drunk on buzz and hype (and that ridiculously overpriced scotch at the hotel bar). This year, I have a plan...and my own bottle of scotch...
No, you did it right last year.
That's how CanJam cherries are supposed to be popped. It's supposed to be a glorious, and yet oddly confusing time... filled with wonder, and euphoria, with much emptying of wallets, and subsequent gnashing of teeth.
There's a lot of "ooh, what's this? Oh, that was in the preview video!" Then you bump into some random person and just start talking, casually at first... until they mention some obscure piece of gear like their modded K1000 with custom waveguides made from blu tac, fennel seeds, and Swarovski crystals (something to do with resonance and the Cosmological constant) at which you realize this is the person you've been PMming for the past two years.
UGH! WHY CAN'T WE ALL WEAR FACE MASKS THAT LOOK LIKE OUR AVATARS?! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO PEOPLE ARE?! Actually nevermind that idea, half of us would just be walking around with Anime girls stuck to our faces. And being as mature as we are, I'm sure we'd find a way to be anatomically correct with the masks' eye and mouth holes. Anyway...
So you're listening to something... and then you see Jude. More importantly, he sees you. Note: Jude is like all super-friendly and stuff. If he sees you and does not recognize you, he will say hi. So if you're an anti-social recluse... RUN!
Now you're there talking about the good old days, Head-Wize, obligatory chortles over Singlepower, that kind of stuff. Then you feel a slap on the back and hear a hearty "hey bitches! What are we talking about here?" It's Tyll. OMG, it's Tyll! And you realize that you are now in a four-way conversation with your Head-Fi BFF, Jude and Tyll. About headphones. Then Jerry Harvey comes by. "What are we doing about lunch?"
Before you know it, you're sitting at a table with your buddy, Jude, Tyll, Jerry - and everyone is whipping out their personal rigs. It's heaven, and you feel a deep seated sense of belonging. You're home. Nothing else matters. $17.95 for four scrawny buffalo wings and three twigs of celery? Why yes, that's perfectly normal, no problem here.
During a lull in the conversation, you start fumbling with your name badge, and happen to see your SHaG card in pristine condition. For the purposes of this dramatization, pristine means having NO stamps on it. Now Friday is half over (realize that Friday is a short day, only six hours long), and you start to weep uncontrollably like a little girl. That's when Lyndsey (from RHA) and I saunter over to see if you're okay.
You look up and you see a gorgeous blonde (not me obviously), asking you if everything is alright. Since you're a Head-Fier, and have absolutely ZERO experience with gorgeous blondes approaching you in public, you stammer, HARD, which only intensifies her concern. At this point, Jude and Tyll have to get back to the show, and Jerry's got a meeting, so Lyndsey and I sit down instead... not that you even know I exist at this point. A few introductions later, you realize that Lyndsey is the one that's been posting as RHA Team this whole time, and you start to really fall in love.
Out of the corner of your eye, you see someone struggling with a lot of baggage. Wait, that's not baggage. Oh, that's Mike Mercer and his five (not a joke) pairs of Audezes. Next to him is Mike Liang (HiFiGuy528) carrying something. They join us and hilarity ensues. You see me reach over to check out HiFiGuy's new toy, when he clutches it protectively. "Not yet, I have to unbox it." Then you learn that Mercer and I have some kind of secret Cavalli prototype in our hotel room. We settle the bill and head back to the room so you can hear what the next generation of Cavalli gear sounds like. As we're walking, your mind wanders for a second. Your eye sheds a solitary tear. And you realize that you never want to go home.
Sound familiar?
SHaG details updated.The prize pool is now well over $20,000. This includes a pair of ELECTROSTATIC headphones, an ENTIRE RIG (DAC, amp and headphones), and items that are so new that they haven't been released yet.
I'M TOTALLY DOING IT THIS TIME.