LISTEN-UP n00bIe.
you're nothing, got it? you're a little maggot with ears dipped in ****.
i'm not your mommy or your daddy or one of your loser, so-called, friends. i'm your worst nightmare!
you got that...neubeeeeeee?
what makes you think you are worthy, eh? did your mommy coddle you and say "
you're my special little guy, someday you're going to be an Audiophile" coochecoochecoo."
Well I'm here to tell you, sister, that we're going to break you down--into little pieces! Then we're going to put you back together!
You *will* distinguish bright from warm!
You *will* diy a lod!
You *will* distinguish yourself in pointless arguments about Apple vs. ____, which is the best headphone for music released between June, 1971 and September, 1973, and does copper cable sound warmer than silver cable due to _______!
You *will* serve Queen Vickie!
You *will* tweak until you drop; then you will pick your sorry ass from the floor and tweak some more!
You *will* learn the proper and deadly usage of "x2"!
You *will* engage in deadly banter with Kirosia!
You *will* place an order with Ray Samuels while he's in the shower!
You *will* quote with devastating brutality.
And that's just the first day!
Do you think you have what it takes! Well, do you??!!
You you might, just might, make it to Head****phonieness Sup****ingness.
But I doubt it.
Feh, you disgust me! Drop and give me 20!
-m
[size=x-large] p.s., welcome to head-fi, sorry about your wallet! [/size]