[Trihexagonal]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again..
Then quit.
There's no point being a damn fool about it - W.C. Fields

It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it - I find situations to make this one funny

 

[dougms3]

"Your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it" - unknown

 

[Cheesebuggah]

"Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars" - Kiryuuin Satsuki

 

[Ryokan]

'how bright the sunlight gleams'

 

[Ryokan]

'Have the birds got jobs?'

 

[Lenni]

"It's called 'the American Dream' 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin

 

[BobG55]

“Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.”

 

[Lenni]

It's easier to fool someone than to convince them that they've been fooled.
Mark Twain
If that doesn't apply to audio equipment snake oil, I don't know what does...

Don't get fooled by these weird audiophiles, man. Believe the science priests to ward off snake oil.

 

[abheybir]

Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith

 

[phthora]

"I think a man ought to resolve to know himself a little bit better each day, if he hasn't got the guts to put an end to his sniveling bull**** once and for all."
- Louis-Ferdinand Céline

 

[dougms3]

"Sex panther cologne, illegal in 9 countries. Made with bits of real panther. 60% of the time, it works Everytime."

 

[Ryokan]

As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd go away.

 

[botmann]

"Take thee to the nunnery"--Shakespeare, Hamlet.

 

[lifeson]

never put off until tomorrow something you can put off until the day after

 

[dougms3]