[msing539]

"Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of sh!t smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to."

"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet... Which one is it?... It's the one that says bad mother ****er on it."

"One point twenty-one jiggawatts?!"

 

[SilverEars]

"Oh Billy, you're so stupid, you should have said infinity plus infinity" - Gloria, Which Men Can't Jump

 

[SilverEars]

Enjoy

 

[SilverEars]

 

[Ryokan]

Arthur: Where hides evil in my kingdom?
The Merlin: Always where you never expect it, always.

 

[dougms3]

 

[szore]

 

[SilverEars]

Somebody's

 

[dougms3]

Somebody's

Lol exactly, somebody sure is.

 

[SilverEars]

Lol exactly, somebody sure is.

I need to get a t-shirt of that cat. That smirk on that cat is just perfect

 

[dunring]

It's easier to fool someone than to convince them that they've been fooled.
Mark Twain
If that doesn't apply to audio equipment snake oil, I don't know what does...

 

[BobG55]

"Alright everyone, line up alphabetically by height."
-Casey Stengel

 

[Ryokan]

'Oh dear, how sad, never mind'.

 

[Ryokan]

When I lie down I have a great fear of falling.

 

[BobG55]

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -Dean Martin