[GlendaleViper]

Incoming Solstice.
Bring on the heat and the smog.
Time to shave the beard.

Bearded, one still sweats
And yet, where does it all go?
Time to shave the beard.

Out come the aphids.
Six foot lumbering man-nest.
Time to shave the beard.

A fleeting lament.
It's time to shave off the beard.
Show people my face!

~GV

 

[adanac061]

So.....you have a beard......and your gonna it shave off ??
How bout some before and after pics? we'll take a vote on whats better.

 

[Trippytiger]

Be prepared for a shock! Had to shave off my goatee for my summer job, and man do I look like a doofus without it. Facial hair can really change the way you look.

 

[scompton]

I shaved my beard off once in the last 25 years. Never again. Shaving irritates my skin too much. It's much better having a beard.

 

[GlendaleViper]

There is nothing so sublime as a kiss from a woman when your face is shaved clean.

 

[colonelkernel8]

Quote:

Originally Posted by scompton /img/forum/go_quote.gif I shaved my beard off once in the last 25 years. Never again. Shaving irritates my skin too much. It's much better having a beard.

You must look like a mountain man.

 

[adanac061]

Quote:

Originally Posted by scompton /img/forum/go_quote.gif I shaved my beard off once in the last 25 years. Never again. Shaving irritates my skin too much. It's much better having a beard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by colonelkernel8 /img/forum/go_quote.gif You must look like a mountain man.

Again ..lets have some pics then

 

[Hermitt]

hmmm, sounds like you are on a shaving kick. First patches on your chest, then your head and neck, now your face.... hmmm I don't even want to think about 'where's next...'

"coming soon... full body wax"

 

[Trippytiger]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlendaleViper /img/forum/go_quote.gif There is nothing so sublime as a kiss from a woman when your face is shaved clean.

Sounds pretty icky to me.

 

[Squeek]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trippytiger /img/forum/go_quote.gif Sounds pretty icky to me.

Seriously...there is no hair barrier, or "hairrier" as I like to call it, to keep the cooties at bay.

CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT!!

 

[GlendaleViper]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hermitt /img/forum/go_quote.gif "coming soon... full body wax"

Yes, uh, I'll have the "full dip" please.

[EDIT]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeek CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT!!

Allow me to rebut, sir, with circle circle, square square.

/snap!

 

[Edwood]

Shave a funny pattern in it, or something like a chin mohawk or reversed mohawk. Then take pics!

-Ed

 

[scompton]

Quote:

Originally Posted by adanac061 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Again ..lets have some pics then

I do trim it two or three times a year.

Edit: Actually, I just trimmed it last week for the 2nd time this year. It went from 5 inches to 1 inch. I have to trim my mustache about once a month to keep from eating it. Also my wife is deaf, so she has to read my lips.

 

[xnothingpoetic]

Keep the beard and dye it blue and save weird patterns in it like the gangster kids do to their head.


EDIT:

no do this:

 

[scompton]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlendaleViper /img/forum/go_quote.gif There is nothing so sublime as a kiss from a woman when your face is shaved clean.

I first started dating my wife 15 years ago, shortly after shaving my beard off. She couldn't understand why the skin was raw on her nose and chin. It was my five o'clock shadow. She gave me a choice, shave twice a day or grow the beard back. Easy choice.