Just to be clear, the DC offset test is the one that involves probing the ground portions of the input/output mini cables? If so, I'll be able to do that as soon as the cables arrive.
At that point, I'll test current draw and DC offset for both op-amps again.
I checked for excessive op-amp heat when I first turned on the amp, since I'd remembered from Tangent's guide that high heat is a sign of something wrong (bad orientation, power supply problem, etc.). But none of the op-amps have heated to anything close to hot.
The distortion sounds like clipping. At a very low volume, it's not audible, then as the volume is turned up, it slowly creeps in with bass drum hits. A little further up (still not at a normal volume), the whole thing is just massively distorted and unlistenable.
Also, pictures!
I gave the 470 uF a little room so that it could be bent over the TLE2496. This way, it can easily fit into a typical mint tin.
My soldering iron is still a bit too hot for this purpose, hence the burn marks and some not-so-shiny joints, but it seems to work well enough. I haven't cleaned the board with isopropyl alcohol or nipped the joints down yet, so it should look better after that step.