Originally Posted by billybob_jcv
I'm sure the Pappy is very happy to have something that he can knock over.
Hmm - I see a future where Magick has a "secret garage" full of cars that Mrs. Magick doesn't know about.
We're keeping them separate for now, at least until her balance gets better.
Secret garage? Nah, that's a lot of work, and she'd figure it out anyway.
Today I was pulled over, by a county deputy whom I barely knew. He walked up to the car (the 458), looked around, asked me for my license, registration, insurance. I provided them all. He then left for a few minutes, came back, and then asked if I minded if he searched the car. I said, "Yes". He looked confused. I said it again, "Yes, I mind if you search the car, it's recently been detailed". "Why have I been pulled over?" He walks away back to his car. I get on the phone to my wife. The situation is getting weird, so I tell her what's going on and put her on speaker. He returns again.
"What are you doing, sir?"
"I called my wife, she's on the phone right now listening to us."
"Will you please disconnect the phone?"
"No, I will not. Why have I been pulled over? Am I being charged with a crime? Why did you ask to search my car without probable cause? I wasn't speeding. I wasn't weaving. I see no reason for me to be sitting here."
"Have you been drinking?"
"No, I haven't. Have you?"
"Will you submit to a breath test?"
"If I do will you be happy and go away?"
Then I tell me wife, "Honey, call the sheriff and ask him to meet us here". "You wouldn't mind if we wait here for the sheriff to arrive, would you deputy Maples?" He walks back to his car, gets my license and papers, and then abruptly tosses it all into my lap. Then without saying anything, gets in his car and peels out while driving away. I think he tried to shower my car with gravel.
He failed, though. Yes, I did call the sheriff and told him everything. He said that idiot has been causing problems and he'll "deal with him".