You're crazy man lol, pull out the lp12 and have a long talk with the woman...
Had the talk with Lily, lol, she's standing behind me as I type and laughing. I told her not to worry about the two damaged stylus on the V15 type V, just need to order a replacement, glad it wasn't the Dynavector XX (on the Micro Seiki) or Audio Technica ART7 (on the Linn)