Your favorite quotes.

[g4ndr1k]

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are"

Will Ferrell

 

[DaveStarWalker]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

George Best

 

[g4ndr1k]

“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” ― Bo Derek

 

[Ryokan]

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

Lenny Bruce

declares a truce and plays his other hand.

 

[g4ndr1k]

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” ― Mae West

 

[Ryokan]

Believe in yourself, even if no one else does.

Bigfoot.

 

[Bytor123]

'Infamy, infamy!...they've all got it in for me...'

Kenneth Williams

 

[g4ndr1k]

“I’m not great at the advice — can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing, “Friends”

 

[Ryokan]

'Infamy, infamy!...they've all got it in for me...'

Kenneth Williams

Frankie Howerd?

 

[Bytor123]

Frankie Howerd?

Kenny Williams, Carry on Cleo

 

[Ryokan]

Kenny Williams, Carry on Cleo

Yes you're right, but I can still see and hear Frankie saying it - 'in fer me' in something else.

Definetly said by 'our' Frankie as well - I remember him saying it in his live "Up Pompei" show. He had me in hysterics.
https://charltonlife.vanillacommunity.com/discussion/4118/infamy-infamy

 

[g4ndr1k]

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” — Jack Handey

 

[myusernameislove]

"I am free." Poonja
"From the first not a thing is, from the outset your nature is pure." Poonja (btw this is the best response anyone can give anyone who has troubled or worried mind. But mind will not get it. It will walk over this wisdom and suffer further instead . You can get it.)

These quotes were personally given to Prashanti de Jager from his advaita master on two pieces of paper.

More on the topic.

 

[finbad]

"It is better to be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt"

Misappropriated erroneously to President Abe Lincoln who also didn't chop down a cherry tree, I cannot tell a lie.
1907 the maxim appeared in “Mrs. Goose, Her Book” by Maurice Switzer

 

[derig]

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard- Winnie the Pooh